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  • wow this was good. learned some things today!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 3, 09 at 5:12pm
  • that would be one hell of a ventriloquist act...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 2, 09 at 5:55pm
  • Never been with a girl who likes more than two. Except for Nicole. Nicole could probably fit a pineapple in her vagina.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 2, 09 at 7:52pm
  • 7:52 my girlfriend's name is nicole......

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 2, 09 at 11:08pm
  • thumb isn't a finger

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 9, 09 at 2:50pm
  • 5:50 and 5:52 are dumb prudes. they will never know the true joy of sex, and probably have only experienced small dicks. anyway i'll give you guys two fingers... in the ass.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 2, 09 at 6:49pm
  • I hope you guys know vaginas don't really stretch from use.... They can stretch a hell of a lot, but the size is generally a constant.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 4, 09 at 2:06am
  • i have trouble getting junk into chicks who can't fit three fingers. usually just do one in each for geometric reasons though

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 2, 09 at 10:22pm
  • 5:52 is a loose skank.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 2, 09 at 5:54pm
  • South shore Nassau sure has some classy broads!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 2, 09 at 10:27pm
  • Thumb isn't a finger. 4 fingers.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 2, 09 at 6:47pm
  • just an fyi, just because somone can shove their fucking hand up you doesn't mean your a whore or get around. nor does it mean that you have sex 24/7. it doesn't "get bigger" the more you take. its personal preference people. next time get a little sex ed before you run your mouth about how slutty a girl is.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 3, 09 at 3:29pm
  • why is this automatically from the South Shore?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 15, 09 at 6:24am
  • oooowwww this made by vag cringe a little. 5 fingers is wayyy too much. MaXIMUM 3 fingers jeez all you little skanks.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 11, 09 at 2:17am
  • Don't ya just love how men wanna put any object they can up there?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 3, 09 at 12:57pm
  • 7:59 I must be confused... do you know someone with only half a finger? :D

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 2, 09 at 8:12pm
  • Twin Towers that gine.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 2, 09 at 6:04pm
  • 2:34 are you interested in an offer? ;)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 3, 09 at 3:45pm
  • I just threw up in my mouth from the pain of reading this. Yikes. Men need to take a damn class on this stuff.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 3, 09 at 11:40am
  • This site is filled with ignorant, obtuse, frigid women.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 2, 09 at 10:58pm
  • lmao @ 1:56 But seriously, im really really tight still like i could not imagine more than 2 fingers. and i obviously havent been ripped into by many well endowed guys. lol. but i sure as heck wouldnt say no to the offer. however a fist may be pushing it.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 3, 09 at 2:34am
  • NO ONE WOULD TEXT ANYONE THAT

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 2, 09 at 7:07pm
  • Put both in and clap, I dare ya!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 2, 09 at 5:56pm
  • wellll thenn, call me, my names jerry3302122105

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 2, 09 at 5:42pm
  • Personal preferences, people... Calm down

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 3, 09 at 3:52am
  • 1:56 AM .... hahahhahahahha i love you. 12:37 needs to get off his fucking high horse. 5:50 and several others... most guys have penises bigger around than two fingers. either you fuck a lot of asian men or you're trying too hard to make guys want you. June 2, 2009 8:10PM pretty muchhh

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 3, 09 at 4:24am
  • HAHAHAA omg 7:52.. and i don't know i must be insanely tight or something because even 1 and a half is so painful

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 2, 09 at 7:59pm
  • i usually go elbow deep

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 2, 09 at 7:39pm
  • Five in the pink and five in the stink... Its all about that double fistin baby.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 2, 09 at 6:27pm
  • i just read this whole thread. what a pathetic waste of my time, haha.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 5, 09 at 10:50am
  • ahahahahah 516 of courseee <3

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 4, 09 at 11:15pm
  • with a man, I think 2 is enough because they usually don't know what they're doing. with a women, oh dear god, bring it on. I've enjoyed 4 but if it's right I would definitely try more.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 2, 09 at 11:38pm
  • my boyfriend does four and its nicee (:

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 3, 09 at 7:32pm
  • fake text from south shore trash

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 3, 09 at 8:28pm
  • of courseeee this is long island. all lil nasty nassau whores

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 3, 09 at 3:18am
  • well damn. 6:04 said "twin towers that gine" i guess we should run an airplane into it. i dont see how she would enjoy that, but who knows

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 4, 09 at 3:43am
  • learning is good. Isn't that what life's abt? In summary: Boys: most girls don't like more than 2. I was kidding abt. the more part love, 3:35

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 3, 09 at 5:19pm
  • I usually try to get at least a fist and a big toe in there.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 2, 09 at 8:26pm
  • Hahahaha a guy I dated a few years ago kept trying to do 3-4 fingers, it was so painful!!! But he also didn't know what he was doing, he LITERALLY made my vagina sore, & bleed.. wtf! This has to be real, because i know I texted something similar to this to one of my friends!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 2, 09 at 7:30pm
  • wow. 2 is good thanks. 3 is nice doesn't hurt but it makes me bleed once in a while so i try to steer clear of that... blehh. but guys if you know what you're doing you don't need more than 2 trust me. and if you're gonna go for 4 or more... don't. just fuck her already damn.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 3, 09 at 9:21pm
  • i'm still laughing about the new clap... classic

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 3, 09 at 1:21am
  • if you need to use more than two you don't know what your doing.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 3, 09 at 12:17am
  • For anyone else like 7:07PM: Shut the hell up!! You obviously have no close friends or life. My best friend and I will say anything to each other. Such texts do happen. Reality check, holy fuck.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 2, 09 at 9:27pm
  • i agree 1140 i love when guys THINK they know what they're doing...psychhee

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 3, 09 at 12:09pm
  • 8:59- I think i saw the vid of that.. no joke

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 2, 09 at 11:38pm
  • This is classic - can't wait to see where this goes.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 2, 09 at 5:47pm
  • This thread give anyone else a boner?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 3, 09 at 6:57am
  • I love to double fist my butt hole

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 2, 09 at 6:54pm
  • Gross! If you can fit 3 you're nasty and loose. Depending on the guys finger size that is. On average 2 should be the limit or you're gross.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 2, 09 at 5:50pm
  • I enjoy two, but my boyfriend will stick three or four in when we're about to have sex, so it doesn't hurt \nme too much when he sticks his dick in.

    Submitted by yewinnhard on Feb 19, 12 at 3:24am
  • i dated this girl back in the day. started with 3, then 4, then went for the fist. i was amazed when my watch touched her beef flaps. i miss that girl.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 3, 09 at 8:20am
  • hahah wtf,how do you fit a fist up there? the most fingers that can fit there for me are 4. but thats only because her hands were small. 3 for guys.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 3, 09 at 3:25am
  • just ask how many fingers she wants. because clearly, there's a hell of a lot of varying preferences. ((<>)) wooo

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 2, 09 at 9:31pm
  • fuck me sideways ladies

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 5, 09 at 4:58am
  • its like throwing a hot dog down an open hallway

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 2, 09 at 8:32pm
  • I like five. But it takes a lot of slow easing. ;]

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 12, 09 at 5:40pm
  • fuck me sideways ladies

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 2, 09 at 11:45pm
  • Really...I've never had anyone be able to get more than 2 in. And I'm no virgin.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 4, 09 at 3:02pm
  • I start with 2 hands and then step it up (literally) until I'm stomping them with both feet (size 12) upto my knees!!! It's like jumping into a muddy swamp! Great fun 4 all! 1 in the blood & 1 in the mud! Double fisting is for kids-lol!! Double footing is were it's at!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 3, 09 at 2:28am
  • aint nothin wrong wit a loose one, right???lol?!?!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 2, 09 at 5:56pm
  • (6:49) "anyway i'll give you two fingers... in the ass." Is it wrong that that just turned me on?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 9, 09 at 6:14pm
  • Most chicks I can only get two in but this one chick she was like 5'10 dam i got 4 in her and she was luvin it. the pussy is an amazing muscle a baby can hop out and 3 months later it will go back to being tight again. I kno cause my baby mama is japaneese.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 3, 09 at 6:56pm
  • I like when the put five in. As long as they dont have long nails.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 2, 09 at 5:47pm
  • for the boner: If I'm horny enough, I can take much, much more and i like to put objects in sometimes, is that a fetish? saw a porn when i was younger of a woman and an old school phone did i just tmi the forum? hah

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 3, 09 at 3:35pm
  • 5:55. A ventriloquist theme would make one hell of a good fisting porno!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 2, 09 at 5:57pm
  • don't you hate it when they think that's alright?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 2, 09 at 5:43pm
  • damn, some people on here just need to get laid. 2 fingers is nice, but after a while you just need to move it up a notch. to me, 3 feels better. maybe for some 4 fingers and a thumb feel better idk, don't criticize until you try ladies. who knows you could end up loving it.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 3, 09 at 12:39am
  • yeah so last night I got the clap

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 2, 09 at 6:22pm
  • im a guy and bahahaha at this thread why does a number matter? just know what your doing

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 5, 09 at 5:56am
  • Th new clap.....CLASSIC.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 3, 09 at 12:13am
  • I find most people prefer 3, though sometimes straight guys have trouble with more than 2. I can't see a girl who's legal having trouble with 3 unless maybe she's still a virgin. Most of em fit 4 if you're doing anything right at all though they'll deny it unless you have the pics/video to prove it after. ;) Oh and I'll take you up on that offer anytime 6:49. And yeah I'm near 516. :)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 2, 09 at 9:25pm
  • I've never needed to use more than two

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 3, 09 at 4:34pm
  • i need to meet 553....

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 2, 09 at 5:54pm
  • Here in 612 we call that an Emu fight... long story

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 3, 09 at 6:05am
  • I guess I am gross then but a fist makes me cum like crazy!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 2, 09 at 5:53pm
  • Had 4 once. Painful/annoying. Wasnt even close to getting turned on, let alone getting off. Stick to 2

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 28, 09 at 1:45am
  • Most girls like 2 or more. But the point is start of slow, start with one and move up,(it doesn't have to turn into seeing how many u can fit) the first time i had three i just knew it felt good no one was keeping a tally...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 2, 09 at 10:55pm
  • i once put my whole foot in a chicks vajeen

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 2, 09 at 8:59pm
  • only 2 in the pink and 1 in the stink, thank you very much

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 2, 09 at 9:31pm
  • hahaha 8:12.. the funny thing is.. i know someone (a guy) with a half a finger!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 2, 09 at 8:22pm
  • 5:50 or now 12:37 why is it disgusting for a girl to take more than 2 fingers is it because your dick is smaller than 3?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 3, 09 at 1:56am
  • i must have gigantic hands or something because after 2 fingers things start to get ripped. a fist seems unimaginable. anddd what the hell would you do with your dick after you took the fist out...it nots like you can feel anything after that

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 2, 09 at 7:22pm
  • Chicks are all such fuicking blow-arses. 2 Fingers max? Fuck off. I bet you tell every guy you're a virgin right? Even virgins fuck with cucumbers.. chicks just say otherwise because they think it's skank or loose to be any other way.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 2, 09 at 10:19pm
    • nah, just most guys don't know how to finger a girl. so they just jam their hands up there any old way, which fucking hurts. by the way.

      Submitted by MoFruity on Jun 15, 10 at 2:05am
  • If a girl is stretched, she needs to do more PC muscle excersises. Those make any girl tight. And a girl can fit a fist, it's just like we can have babies. That doesn't mean it feels good though.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 6, 09 at 5:36pm
  • 5:50 and several others... most guys have penises bigger around than two fingers. either you fuck a lot of asian men or you're trying too hard to make guys want you.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 2, 09 at 8:10pm
  • 516 represent 5:56 that is an amazing idea...the New clap

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 2, 09 at 6:00pm
  • mmmm...fisting. hell yes. course i've never done that with a guy....

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 9, 09 at 4:27pm
  • only on long island. fucking south shore.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 2, 09 at 7:06pm
  • Every girls vagina is different. Some like a one or two some like a whole fist. Personally I prefer 1, occasionally two, If I need more I might as well start using the penis.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 2, 09 at 11:40pm
  • penis and fingers don't feel the same. they aren't the same shape, and penises "give" a little more than fingers, with actual bones in them, do. therefore, it is possible to take a dick without enjoying 3 or more fingers.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 2, 09 at 11:31pm
  • ok...so yes...it is true that a woman's vagina doesn't stretch pemanantly. So That whole "the more you have, the looser you are" is done ok. Get educated. However. just because A woman doesn'tneccassrily like to be fisted doesn'tmake her a newb. Girls like things for themselves, in that same tone,you shouldn't put down someone for enjoying something you do not. After all....we can allagree that when a guy knows what he is doing, he can make it feel good no matter how many fingers go into the act. XD

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 3:35am