yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
I just needed to know whether or not to wear panties to work tomorrow.
She said "I only hook up with guys I'm dating"
So... What happend then?
We dated for an hour, i broke up with her after. BOOM.
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
I swear a good massage is the easiest way in my pants.
Not that there's a hard way... but you know what I mean.
Valium party in the driveway. Attendance: 1. Don't make me do this alone.
His health insurance plan WILL NOT cover Lasix surgery but it WILL cover 100% of a penis enlargment operation...
He will not just "come" out of the closet. He will fall out, 69ing me, with two fingers in his starving asshole, wearing cum splattered lady gaga sunglasses, weeping.
That was the greatest thing i have ever read.
there is literally a full grown man stuck between the radiator and her bed. i thought i kicked him out 20 minutes ago but nope we found him
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...
Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat dat dat dat dat ~uterus contraction~
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
I can't believe I watched you put a tampon in in the parking garage
the only fun thing to do here is drink beer and make mistakes. i feel like im in college again
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