I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
just had amazing sex with a girl I got caught with in second grade playing doctor. her examination is finallllly over
I just woke up with a bunch of French fries in my hand and a chocolate shake balancing on my pillow. Lovely.
he said it was like fucking a big sack of slut potatoes
tequila makes me forget i have legs
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
Pushiiing vjews 4 ma daz caik
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Contents of my pockets this morning: phone, condom, one hoop earring, half a cheeseburger, lighter and a $87 receipt from tacobell. Time for work.
She pushed me over. She offered me a shot from her tits. We're good now
Asking the homeless man what buss shelter is the warmest was not a good idea
you haven't really lived until you are in a situation where your vagina is hanging out
Your niece just basically announced she's a whore on FB so you should feel pretty good about officiating that wedding next month.
"This must be what Jayden Smith feels like all the time"
I am mentally ready for anal.
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
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