No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
there was already a condom in her . . and it was bigger than me
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i literally would have sex with every single person on this girls wall, but not her
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
she must've caught on when i went out for a "run" in jeans and a sweatshirt and came back holding a McDonalds bag and smelling like pot.
That boy has a whole ocean of crazy lying just beneath the surface waiting to rise up, he's like the tar sands of crazy
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
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His exact words were "Can I meet your vagina?" I kept wondering if he was going to try to shake hands with it...
he looked at me and said 'happiness is a warm blanket' then stole my vodka.
I currently look like a drunken mermaid, god I love beach parties.
He didn't even get to the first chorus of Hotel California before he started convulsing on top of me.
I had just gotten to his place and was about to get some dick. No way was I gonna let her negative attitude affect my orgasm feng shui
Your cat ate my taco.
. . . I don't have a cat?
It was laying in your bed. Now it's hunting for more tacos.
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