He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
Why did I think it was so necessary to steal that rolling pin?
I don't have any swimsuits that don't show off the weird handprint bruises on my hips. Do you have a onepiece I can borrow?
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
On the bright side his mom approves of me. Though it's apparently because she sleeps with married men and has a soft spot for "fellow homewreckers"
My only regret is not throwing up on the conveyor belt in the dining hall
Think about if the incredible hulk and king kong had a retarded baby. That's the sound she made in my ear the entire time I fucked her.
My brother is wearing glitter eyeshadow and split leg skinny jeans
You've been usurped as King of the Gays
I've spent all afternoon taking and editing selfies. The life of a bimbo is truly tiring.
I was his one phone call from jail and I hung up on him. He's fine though were gonna go to a party now.
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
I will 100% jerk off using my own tears as lube before I'd ever bang a 4.
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
gonna stay in tonight
and im a platypus. shotgun a beer and get your dick to this party. ive got some hot friends visiting
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