we're blogging at a bar
Bike broken, reschedule party till thursday:(
We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
I'm way too horny to be at work right now. I think it might be legally irresponsible to leave me alone with cucumbers.
Hairspray is covering 85% of my body. Help.
Wait until you see the roof.
he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
How dare she call you insensitive. Should have told her about the time you let that girl in the wheelchair wearing the sombrero blow you.
We shot off some fireworks at 12 and then I orchestrated the group singing of god bless the USA all while wearing a don't tread on me flag as a cape. I repped hard.
Is it bad that I've been making new friends through your vagina networking? I don't think so
I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
Just ate an entire BBQ chicken pizza this better go to my tits
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
I just met him at a place called the meat farm, Jesus be a shield.
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
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