Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
Hey kate, how is it?
sloppy...it's emily. kate just tried to do a keg stand. they dropped her. we're leaving.
If he doesn't notice me by the next party, i'm just gonna go up to him and pll his pants down and blow him.
Sounds like a plan.
totally got the gold medal for the best fence jump when the cops came.
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
I am now best friends with a lesbian named Zulu. I am pretty hammered already and made a game time decision to stay here another night,for partying purposes
Currently emptying half-full wine bottles from fridge into my mouth and refilling with water for later. Drunk survivalist recycling!
Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
are you just sitting in your hotel room drinking popsicle vodka?
.....well anything sounds bad when you say it like THAT
Oh and .... you'll love this: my life coach says you writing my online dating profile isn't a horrible idea.
I want the address of the individual responsible for strawbeeritas. I want to send them gift basket.
Shhhh less advice, more soothing words and dirty phrases
Oh dear. Sending much love.
Just send a machete.
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
Randomize
