Are we in a gay sports bar?
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
Don't play hard to get, I've seen some of the girls you've slept with.
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he went to have surgery in the morning and apparently they found lip gloss on his dick
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
Why the hell did you invite him? He's gonna bring two more inches of dick and zero fun.
I feel like my nipples were chewed on by alligators.
Is it wrong that the only reason I'd want Savannah in my wedding party is to watch her whore around and drink?
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Omg one side of my Labia is asleep. Has that ever happened to you?
I feel like I should throw some tampons around my workspace so everyone will know what's really going on
What would you say is a healthy ratio of sex vs. being called a fucking asshole in a relationship?
I feel like I don't show you my boobs enough. And you deserve to see them like all the time
I hate how she's getting mean with age
Meh, you can't hate. That's our basic life goal and you know it.
I saved a sauce packet from taco bell that said "Free me" to use in my next break up.
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