True story: Just left my solo cup on a cop car. Yesss
Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
Haha I wonder if my burp offended him. So I gave him a fist pump to signify how friendly I am
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
I just realized there's an entire generation of children that will never know Alex Trebek had a mustache... Sad.
I'm sorry for coming into your work place and trying to smuggle you out in my purse.
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
We used a lit joint as a candle for her birthday cake
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
Would you be mad if I just used the argument "I'm allowed to say that, my best friend is a lesbian"?
Never. I'm proud to help you win arguments.
I believe in weed hangovers. To say the least.
The picture on Facebook I was just tagged in, with the mask, that is the definition of Carmen, my drunk alter ego
Your mom has reinvented the use of a ping pong ball.
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
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