CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
You both must have been completely wasted because every once in a while we would hear you both stop and start singing to each other. At one point it was taylor swift.
I feel like that needs to be the last time i end a text with "fuck them i love tequila".
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You just threw your burrito at the passing teenage couple and yelled "It's never gonna last" of course your were a shit show
Well, I'm getting my ex-boyfriend to get me a z pack to cure the chlamydia I got from my married fuck buddy so that I can fuck one of my students.
Was almost hungover and got scared, skipped hungover, back to hammered. Fuck real life
I blacked in at 6:30am on the last stop on the train with a random fedora on? And I'm pretty sure I rode in a limo last night while eating pizza
Ugh..Yesterday was a complete alcohol fueled shit show. Not making eye contact with anyone today. Don't deserve it. Eye contact is for decent people.
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The friend zone. He put me in the friend zone. But said he still wants me to suck his dick. I'm in the dick sucking friend zone and I want to die.
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
So i had a lucid dream about blowing myself. This is why people love me
Drunk me started making nachos apparently but never got to the part with the cheese. There are chips everywhere
Get over here asap there are three naked girls two bottles of whiskey and only one of me
It was a blast. I was going to say that throwing up in the airport bathroom wasn't classy, but it's classier than quietly puking into a fast food cup while in your seat during takeoff...
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