Do you still have your period?
Earlier, I saw a homeless man that looked like Abe Lincoln, and I just saw a guy walk past wearing crocs and socks. I'm beginning to like this city less and less
discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
we need blinds so i can safely watch porn during the day
Last thing I remember was you straddling a guy in a wheelchair on the dance floor.
Just put the gallon of milk in the microwave. Dad might know im high.
mary just dropped the yahtzee dice in her wine. and shes throwin em like shes on a craps table.
hahahaha slap the bag.
Yeah. It's a great diet plan tho. Just have sex every time you get hungry.
He went 'unicorn hunting' and lost a fight with a fence. That's how he ended up in the ER.
I have accepted that I am a sexual predator. What I can't accept is the lack of sexual men for me to seduce in this town.
Sleeping in a car was not on my list of plans for the night.
You were carrying a 6 ft lamp that we stole on your back yelling "OHANA MEANS FAMILY AND FAMILY MEANS NOBODY GETS LEFT BEHIND"
She wanted me to stick my dick in the birthday cake she got me
Based on the conversation I'm going to assume you didn't close the deal.
It started going awry when I fell through a roof.
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
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