I CAN MOONWALK!
Apparently at one point I was wearing my sweatshirt backwards like it was normal and then I threw up into the hood. Never drinking again.
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
Its 4 am and he honestly tried throwing pizza at his ceiling for decorations
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
We're 17 hours into a 3 day weekend, and he's already shitfaced. He fell of the dock TWICE and insisted on wearing a life jacket on dry land.
I fucking hate tequila. Tequila makes me hate pants.
You made out with him a lot. Almost as much as you told everyone Paul was the zamboni guy.
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
It's getting to the point where my ability to get dick pix during the work day is impressing even me. Take that, adulthood!
Captain and coke. And it's not drinking alone cuz i have a dog
Is it bad that I tried to build an outfit based around "What do people who use condoms look like when they buy condoms?"
HE PEED ON ME. THE MANAGER OF THE BAR.
Whats spookier? Halloween or waking up to a drunk text from your ex telling you how awesome you are at 2am
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
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