Were we dating when my roommates and I had the 'everyone gets laid' part?
Ya
I used to kick so much ass
Why do girls always cry at the bar?
What's the point of going out if you're going to cry all night?
Are they having an exestensial crisis at the bar?
Don't make out with my wife yet
We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
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ever had your bank call you to verify the 4 seperate bar transactions from the night before? I have
Just walked by a yard full of girls wearing bikinis. I did my best to stare.
Dude their dog does tricks for sips of beer. He keeps going up next to people and trying to shake. This is awesome.
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
Everyone at work loved my story about sobering up in a river with no bra on.
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Is her birthday actually on cinco de mayo? That makes so much sense
"I wonder if vinegar is some sort of magical hangover cure" "...no I was definitely still drunk and drinking vinegar because I was thirsty"
That awkward moment when your drug dealer pulls your boss out of the snow
I just threw up in the bushes and my gardener started clapping...
I wanted to make my beer stronger so I poured vodka in it. Why god....why
Dude why is my bed and bedding wrapped in bubble wrap?
Cuz u wanted to insure u had a safe sleep
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