I just saw grafitti that read "Mug The Fart Eater". Really, Memphis? That's all you've got?
So after I pop out this baby we need to just go on a monthlong coke binge so I can get skinny again before vegas
Then he told me he was proud of me for remembering that i blew him that night.. Maybe my drinking is getting out of hand.
Why is the word 'best' written on my chest?!!
Care to explain why there is sushi in the soap dish in the bathroom
i was debating whether to load antoher bowl when i realized i was holding a sandwich in one hand and a cookie in the other. and laughing.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
You were so drunk you decided to go out of the car window instead of using the door, once you realized what you had just done you said fuck it and went back in through the window
You know it's been a rough year when your therapist mouth is just wide open. And I didn't even get to the real issue!
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
I yield to the immortal wisdom of one ludacris, who famously wrote, "can't turn a hoe in to a housewife." Indeed, ludacris, indeed.
Your brother slept on my deck. There was a key under the mat. Relapse party success.
The feeling are messing with the penis
I'm proud of you for choosing to be an organ donor on your fake!!
you hit your head on the sneeze guard and passed out at Pizza Hut they called the police
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