like if someone fucked a dictionary but instead of having a penis, it was just one of those leap frog educational toys
I hope to god you are high
He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
How did people poop without Blackberrys?
Motorola Razers?
Stone age, man.
I may or may not have just visibly given him head in front of three young children and their mom. They all looked mortified.
I think we should make a list of challenges so that when stuff like that happens, we can check it off. Like a scavenger hunt for hoes.
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
After your mom took her 12th and fatal tequila shot she proceeded to fall head first into the bonfire... Guess I don't have to fear getting old after all
Let's just say trying to drink my weight in apple pie shots looked better in theory.
We are not on the "bring me breakfast" level. He's bringing me penis if I ask for breakfast too I'll just sound greedy
Boy did I ever crash and burn on the pickled egg pick up line.
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
I'm bringing my passport in case we get drunk and wind up in Mexico
It's not even noon and I've had 3 people call me a savage, one of them said it in reference to the blow job I gave them. So I guess you could say it's going to be a good weekend
I am going to bedazzle the shit out of your Basilisk costume.
So I fell alseep while I was motorboating that girl last night infront of the entire party.
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