I may or may not have just visibly given him head in front of three young children and their mom. They all looked mortified.
I think we should make a list of challenges so that when stuff like that happens, we can check it off. Like a scavenger hunt for hoes.
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Oh dear lord the skanks in Suffolk county!
Stop giving blowjobs at Starbucks
aww, thank you 9:16, I'm proud of us too! :D
fuck yes we keep it classy ;)
im so proud of my girls
yeah, you sexual deviant. the fact that you weren't mortified, and the mom was, is explanation enough that you are a bag of std's with no point in living anymore.
just because someone gave one person a bj, doesn't mean they're infected with std's.
guess you wouldn't know that, considering you probably never got any.
keep it classy long island<3
Mom walked in on me giving my bf a blumpkin....
BINGO FOR BIMBOS!!!!!
Amen 1:16. Kids seeing that is disgusting
I agree wih 3:44 thats gross I wouldnt want my kids to see that....and 6:17 it doesnt sound like they meant they actually have an STD, I think they are just stating the fact that the girl sounds like a total slut
They just jealous because they cant get any. You gotta gift girl. flaunt it. What good is a gift If you don't share it with mankind :)
I would love to see that
how the fuck is that classy you fuckin idiot
Afriad not, sweetheart. 75% of douchebag LI'ers suck. Anyplace where kids get lexuses
should be happy they weren't charged with being sex offenders.
indecency in front of children can get you listed as one for the rest of your life.
That would be fun to explain to a future employer!
Ur a fucking skank and deserve to be punched in the face by society. If I was the parent and my kids saw you doing that I would have punched you in your herpe infested face.
Hey 6:44, I'm pretty sure you're right. Look, we may not keep it exactly "classy", per se, but at least we understand the concept of grammar. 75% of the hoes here on Strong Isle actually are idiots, but we get to be intelligent AND hoes. Best of both worlds.
and bimmers for sweet sixteens needs to get a reality check.
WHORE... and i like that about her
strip on a random street post while singing to brittney spears (song is optional)
"Well, leave it to the "classy" long islanders to accept their disgustingness as the norm."
we suffolk girls keep it classy;)
I live on the lisand and I love it not everyone is rich it's normal some parts sine are rich this us really funny though way to keep kickin ass long island
9:17, you are so correct. Give it up for Suffolk Countyyy. :)
Well, leave it to the "classy" long islanders to accept their disgustingness as the norm.
girl gives you a blowie will you shit
And that's why you are know as the cum dumpster. Not that any thing's wrong with that.
Gotta love Suffolk county lol
Sorry. I meant 2 say what's a blumpkin?
Oh, I looove "Long Island Rich" people. Not really rich, but just enough to live there and stuck up anyway!!!
fuck off.. LI love <333
U guys all need to get oger yourselves. This isnt a site to give advice on, laugh and move on dont be judging!!!!
Giving head: 20 points, in front of a mother: 10 points, in front of her children: -100 points!
Wh-what the hell's the matter with you?
i love long island. <3
haha thats great... I want to be part of this scavenger hunt
oh and 3:44....the singular of herpes is still herpes; there's no such thing as just one "herpe". so yeah, good luck with that whole being literate thing. just a tip for not sounding like you're dumb as well as an asshole in the future.
we keep it classy over here in the 631 ;)
Yeah sane in 631 nopo
pretty sure Suffolk isn't STD infested but thanks for trying and failing to insult us :) Suffolk and long island girls keep it classy. and I've never been more proud of two of my best friends <3
Hell yeah, giving out the BJ's like Halloween candy. The OP has 2 questions in her mind: 1) am I a slut and b) does my ass look fat. Yes and Yes
why would you ever agree to giving your boy a blumpkin? and why did your mom even walk in the bathroom while people were in it? that's nasty sweetie.
Stay classy, Suffolk...
Ew I would be very disturbed if I saw that. wtf
hey, 10:07, I'm pretty sure you're my best friend :)