Boy did I ever crash and burn on the pickled egg pick up line.
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Girl I'm like a pickled egg, I'm not really good at sex.
WHAT IS IT i must know.
Really?? I can't imagine that going badly.....
is there really a way it could go good?
pickled eggs huh...how bout you come with me and I'll give YOUR eggs a pickle
Is that a pickled egg in your pocket or are you just glad to see me?
Why does my giggle time only last an hour? Time to burn!
Then there is the smoked sausage line!
I'm so stoned it hurts, this shit can't even make me smile. Idiot