I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
Id settle for living inside the pirates of the carribean ride.
Some guy shouted fuck america during the national anthem, i decked him. They threw him out. USA USA USA!
How come ATM is perfectly acceptable, yet not washing your hands after you poo is socially reprehensible?
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Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
I have no idea. After the fireworks it all went to shit. Do you know why I woke up with a road sign?
hey did i steal that bike before or after the ball dropped, casue i might have broken my resolution already
Dude. I only took a 20 out the ATM last night. How do I have 83 ones?
You stole from the strippers again. I wish I was ninja like you
But the ghost of his schlong past haunts you
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He said I could liberate his beef and all I could think about was how I don't eat veal for political reasons.
Boob shaped ice luge is ordered for my bday. Boom
I can't even drink.
The liquor comes out the nipples. Out. The. Nipples.
It was going alright when lo and behold Tom the cock blocking tornado hits. He is the only man I know who doesn't want anyone to fuck girls.
You attract beautiful men with jobs. I attract ONE WITH A SOUL PATCH.
it was a sexy soul patch.
I am available for nakedness
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
Randomize