I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
I got him a footlong to apologize for trying to push him off a balcony...
Can you pinpoint the moment you decided it was acceptable to trade blow jobs for beers or was it a gradual slide?
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the creek. my friends left me at a party next thing i know im in a breaststroke relay race with a bunch of randos in the dark
Nope, sorry. Already took my bra off. All down hill from here. My next act will be crying, singing, and eating girl scout cookies in the shower. You can come watch the shit show though.
I was going through my mom's stuff to find her xanax, and I found her vibrators instead. Plural. That is like the opposite of what I wanted.
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
I'm adopting to save the world from the moral outrage that would be my offspring
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It's election day and I was just tied up with an American flag scarf
They started shooting fireworks out of a dryer. It was my cue to leave.
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
I don't know when he had the time to do it but he dug a hole in our basement like the shawshank redemption
This is the second time this month a hookup cried when I left...bro get your shit together bar does NOT equal wife 😬
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
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