We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
NEVER shave your cleavage hair.
he came on my stomach and it was 1000 degrees in his car. i smelled awesome.
Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
Fell asleep on the Grass at Lolla woke up in the Brown line. What. The. Fuck.
I don't remember its real name, I just call it the Harrison Ford Cush after that idea with the Indiana Jones mask. I should just get high and sell people my ideas for their Halloween costumes all the time. I'd make a fucking fortune.
I think I should just accept my destiny that I'm going to be someone's second wife
My tits sealed my fate
I WISH WE COULD PLAY THE DRINKING GAME TOGETHER AND THEN BANG FOR AMERICA.
There's a girl in class eating a pumpkin pie. Like a whole pie straight from the pan with a fork.
I think weed is turning my hair brown
He made a playlist to use during sex...that ended with The Ultimate Warrior's entrance music.
He just unloaded a dump truck full of red flags on my head.
I'm serious-it was like trying to deep-throat a minivan.
I am going to constantly be reminded of you for the next couple of days because of how sore my vagina is. It's just the price I have to pay.
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