I just rolled a joint with a page from On The Road by Kerouac. I have never felt like more of a hipster.
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you woulda been a hipster in 1957. now you're just a jackass who doesn't know what happened on p 71
Hipsters are even worse than people who wear Ed Hardey
Bible paper rolls the best joints. I smoked all of Matthew mark Luke and John
Ugh. Modern hipsters are nothing like the "angel headed hipsters" the beats wrote about. Hipsters now are nothing more than consumers caring about empty asthetics and no real boundary changes.
I don't know weather to praise you or punch you
oh dear god. no one should refer to themself as a hipster. EVER.
"You can't teach the old maestro a new tune."
great book, not sure if smoking it was a good idea. unless it was one of those useless blank pages; then it doesn't matter :)
(modern) Hipsters are just Emo Kids + 5 Years.
kerouac wrote that book sitting on the john typing on TP while high on speed...me thinks he would be proud ;)
The only way this would be cool is if the OP was on his own trip across country with a copy of the book and some clothes. Otherwise the OP is trying way too hard.
Hahaha at least ya didn't roll it up and use it to snort a line of coke.
In Soviet Russia, hipster feels like YOU!
All hipsters are pretentious fucks.
I'll praise you love
You're an idiot, not a hipster. Kerouac prized knowledge and books and you're destroying one. Go die.
KEROUAC WAS NOT A HIPSTER, YOU DUMB FUCKING IDIOT... HE WAS A BEATNIC, OUT OF THE RUCKSACK GENERATION. YOU'RE JUST A EMO KID WHO GREW UP IN THE SUBURBS, WHO HAS NO SELF IDENTITY, WHO FOREGOES BATHING AND WEARS REDICULOUS CLOTHES. IF UR GONNA SMOKE POT, LEAVE KEROUAC OUT OF IT... HE WAS AN ALCOHOLIC, NOT A POTHEAD!
11:15 is a pretentious douche. Are you auditioning for a job with Pitchfork? Shit stain
Seems to me like a book page would be thicker than one would want for a joint. Also, zig zags are super cheap. But whatever floats your boat.
Lame. You should have made a bong from a PBR can like every other hipster.
if you feel like a hipster, you're not a hipster.
not a hipster, you just listen to weezer. or you wouldn't have phrased it that way.
Why do illiterate retards suddenly try to sound smart when they rationalize why they don't read.
11:55 you SUCK and clearly cannot see the deep passion and frustration that Kerouac beautifully expresses in amazing writing all the while searching for himself and sadly not ever truly finding it just as most of us are.
be hip or die mother fuckers!!1!1!!1!111!1!!!!!1
Awesome. Kinda pretentious but awesome. I'm glad it wasn't with catcher in the rye...
"The prettiest girls in the world live in Des Moines"
I'd go with praise.
Betcha a nickel this is from Cambridge... Hipster capital of the world.
Why do they say if you fall off a horse you should get back on? It didn't work for superman
um, The Road is by Cormac McCarthy.
9:24 family guy...try to be original
1:03. You are correct, but Jack Kerouac wrote On The Road. Two very different books
Kerouac is way too awesome to be smoked; however, i'm not quite sure Kerouac would mind. He was pretty destructive of himself.
kerouac was a banal writer eclipsed even by his misogynistic new yorker-style, establishment contemporaries, kerouac is to literature what 13 year old girls are to poetry and david lynch is to movies....self-indulgent to the point of absurdity
you're why Kerouac turned into a reactionary douche before he died
oh 1:03, thanks for correcti--oh wait, it's "ON the Road," not "The Road." smartass.
I hope you choke to death
@ 4:09, actually there's an edition of it (the one i have, for example) with thin paper. just sayin'
kerouac wouldn't care as long as you got your kicks from it. he digs everyone, remember?
@ 2:55 agreed, its a terrible book and kerouac is overrated. smoking a joint from a page of a book sounds like something a stupid hipster would try to do. way too thick for smoking.
That's probably the only thing that book is good for.
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Jack would have wanted it that way
I've never felt more like setting someone on fire. A burning hipster is a bold statement isn't it?