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  • you woulda been a hipster in 1957. now you're just a jackass who doesn't know what happened on p 71

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 15, 09 at 11:10pm
  • Bible paper rolls the best joints. I smoked all of Matthew mark Luke and John

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 15, 09 at 9:18pm
  • Hipsters are even worse than people who wear Ed Hardey

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 15, 09 at 11:44pm
  • Ugh. Modern hipsters are nothing like the "angel headed hipsters" the beats wrote about. Hipsters now are nothing more than consumers caring about empty asthetics and no real boundary changes.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 15, 09 at 11:24pm
  • I don't know weather to praise you or punch you

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 15, 09 at 8:12pm
  • kerouac wrote that book sitting on the john typing on TP while high on speed...me thinks he would be proud ;)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 16, 09 at 9:26am
  • "You can't teach the old maestro a new tune." great book, not sure if smoking it was a good idea. unless it was one of those useless blank pages; then it doesn't matter :)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 16, 09 at 5:16pm
  • The only way this would be cool is if the OP was on his own trip across country with a copy of the book and some clothes. Otherwise the OP is trying way too hard.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 15, 09 at 11:54pm
  • oh dear god. no one should refer to themself as a hipster. EVER.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 15, 09 at 8:37pm
  • All hipsters are pretentious fucks.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 22, 10 at 5:08pm
  • (modern) Hipsters are just Emo Kids + 5 Years.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 16, 09 at 1:44am
  • Hahaha at least ya didn't roll it up and use it to snort a line of coke.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 17, 09 at 7:02pm
  • I'll praise you love

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 15, 09 at 8:39pm
  • You're an idiot, not a hipster. Kerouac prized knowledge and books and you're destroying one. Go die.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 15, 09 at 8:09pm
  • Seems to me like a book page would be thicker than one would want for a joint. Also, zig zags are super cheap. But whatever floats your boat.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 15, 09 at 8:19pm
  • Awesome. Kinda pretentious but awesome. I'm glad it wasn't with catcher in the rye...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 17, 09 at 12:12pm
  • In Soviet Russia, hipster feels like YOU!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 16, 09 at 2:28am
  • Lame. You should have made a bong from a PBR can like every other hipster.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 16, 09 at 12:05am
  • 11:15 is a pretentious douche. Are you auditioning for a job with Pitchfork? Shit stain

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 16, 09 at 12:31am
  • "The prettiest girls in the world live in Des Moines" -Jack Kerouac

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 15, 09 at 10:55pm
  • be hip or die mother fuckers!!1!1!!1!111!1!!!!!1

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 15, 09 at 11:53pm
  • Why do illiterate retards suddenly try to sound smart when they rationalize why they don't read.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 18, 09 at 6:06am
  • 11:55 you SUCK and clearly cannot see the deep passion and frustration that Kerouac beautifully expresses in amazing writing all the while searching for himself and sadly not ever truly finding it just as most of us are.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 16, 09 at 2:29am
  • not a hipster, you just listen to weezer. or you wouldn't have phrased it that way.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 16, 09 at 12:49am
  • KEROUAC WAS NOT A HIPSTER, YOU DUMB FUCKING IDIOT... HE WAS A BEATNIC, OUT OF THE RUCKSACK GENERATION. YOU'RE JUST A EMO KID WHO GREW UP IN THE SUBURBS, WHO HAS NO SELF IDENTITY, WHO FOREGOES BATHING AND WEARS REDICULOUS CLOTHES. IF UR GONNA SMOKE POT, LEAVE KEROUAC OUT OF IT... HE WAS AN ALCOHOLIC, NOT A POTHEAD!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 16, 09 at 9:17am
  • Why do they say if you fall off a horse you should get back on? It didn't work for superman

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 15, 09 at 9:24pm
  • kerouac was a banal writer eclipsed even by his misogynistic new yorker-style, establishment contemporaries, kerouac is to literature what 13 year old girls are to poetry and david lynch is to movies....self-indulgent to the point of absurdity

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 15, 09 at 11:55pm
  • if you feel like a hipster, you're not a hipster.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 17, 09 at 1:48am
  • 1:03. You are correct, but Jack Kerouac wrote On The Road. Two very different books

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 16, 09 at 1:21am
  • oh 1:03, thanks for correcti--oh wait, it's "ON the Road," not "The Road." smartass.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 16, 09 at 1:19am
  • you're why Kerouac turned into a reactionary douche before he died

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 15, 09 at 11:10pm
  • Kerouac is way too awesome to be smoked; however, i'm not quite sure Kerouac would mind. He was pretty destructive of himself.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 15, 09 at 8:18pm
  • 9:24 family guy...try to be original

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 15, 09 at 9:29pm
  • um, The Road is by Cormac McCarthy.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 16, 09 at 1:03am
  • Betcha a nickel this is from Cambridge... Hipster capital of the world.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 16, 09 at 5:21pm
  • @ 2:55 agreed, its a terrible book and kerouac is overrated. smoking a joint from a page of a book sounds like something a stupid hipster would try to do. way too thick for smoking.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 16, 09 at 4:09pm
  • I hope you choke to death

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 16, 09 at 2:47pm
  • I'd go with praise.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 15, 09 at 8:16pm
  • @ 4:09, actually there's an edition of it (the one i have, for example) with thin paper. just sayin'

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 16, 09 at 5:17pm
  • kerouac wouldn't care as long as you got your kicks from it. he digs everyone, remember?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 15, 09 at 11:16pm
  • That's probably the only thing that book is good for.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 16, 09 at 2:55pm
  • Someone please talk to me. -danielle

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 16, 09 at 1:18am
  • Hi my name is Miguel and I am an illegal immigrant. I will clean your house for 20 pesos an hour. Please consider me, thanks. ~Miguel

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 15, 09 at 8:08pm
  • Jack would have wanted it that way

    Submitted by boolou on Aug 5, 11 at 7:58am
  • I've never felt more like setting someone on fire. A burning hipster is a bold statement isn't it?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 16, 09 at 6:26pm