One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
Thanks for the birthday present, i had so much fun playing with it
Are you talking about my vagina?
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
I mean this holiday was built on cheap beer, shitty whisky, and processed meat... and I fully plan to honor that
Dude it was weird. The strippers vagina tasted kind of like your mother's.
I found bruises on my neck from barfing out the window.
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
So if I get kidnapped from my office and go missing for a few days does that count against my vacation days and do I still get paid?
as i sobered up i realized that her cute accent was actually a speech impediment
I think he's holding my wallet hostage because I puked in his car. It's not my fault he has child locks on his windows..
I shaved my balls for you. Do you have any idea how hard that is?
I'm talking to a corgi on tinder..wtf has my life come to
i was really depressed when i left the health dept this morning after i had to write a higher number next to "partners" than "age"
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