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    Submitted by CrooklynCrook on Mar 10, 13 at 11:31am

    only if you bring back the milk carton with your face on it and the smoking hot FBI agent that rescued you.

  • 38 35
    Submitted by cfreymarc on Mar 10, 13 at 12:42pm

    There have been claims that kidnapping justifies Disability Payments from company insurance. Never knew what was ruled.

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    Submitted by crockpot on Mar 10, 13 at 9:32am

    All kidnappings, even planned ones, are unpaid. Especially if they result in torture and/or death.