Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
The drink u got me is pineapple something w. Cigarete ashes in it.ima drink it anyway
Do you think if Santa was real that he's have a big penis?
shes in my pool wearing only floaties on her arms ill have to raincheck watching march madness with you guys sorry
I tried really hard to get you laid last night. And by that I mean I asked a bunch of dudes if they were top or bottom.
If you go to the bathroom don't ask why there's diet coke on the toilet. Loller copter. Blow is fun.
There's always one sober annoying person at a party. I hate responsible people. I just wanted to show everyone my nipples. There cute. She didn't have to stop me
I've also decided that the true test of whether or not you should marry a girl is if she will willingly blow you while you eat Oreos.
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
We're like adult pinky and the brain when they decided that taking over the world is unrealistic so they aim lower by trying to get drunk every day.
Have you seen our bachelor? He's MIA. Last seen being led to some hookers by Kanye look-a-like.
My roommate fed me my birth control pill while I was hungover laying on the couch so that's how my morning has been
If you can't have hot, loud sex in a dorm for the last time ever, what can you do in this world?
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