He cooked me dinner. I showed my appreciation by showing up shithoused and breaking a bottle of steak sauce on his floor.
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it better not have been A1 sauce
i hope this isn't you bragging via the text. he can do better.
Shithoused? Never heard that before.
More proof that you can't turn a ho into a housewife.
Real classy, dumb ass bitch.
You're a ho....fo sho
You better have had sex with him afterwards
And this is why your father abused you.
Shithoused is used a lot in Australia
Shithoused is fairly common .... Somewhere between shitripped and blackout drunk
i totally get it..you were nervous so you had a few drinks before you got there
Either you have no taste or he is a shitty cook. Steak sauce should never touch a properly cooked meat
Take anal and save the evening
Do you mean shitfaced?
And did he make you steaks?
So what, he got to fuck a hot, drunk girl. He won.
U cunt. I love steak sauce
you should put this on www.seriouslysorry.com
Keep it classy Memphis.
Memphis chicks are nuts!
Great, u dropped the steak sauce... Now he's gonna have 2 use your secret sauce ;D