He cooked me dinner. I showed my appreciation by showing up shithoused and breaking a bottle of steak sauce on his floor.
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it better not have been A1 sauce
More proof that you can't turn a ho into a housewife.
i hope this isn't you bragging via the text. he can do better.
Shithoused? Never heard that before.
You're a ho....fo sho
Real classy, dumb ass bitch.
You better have had sex with him afterwards
And this is why your father abused you.
Shithoused is fairly common .... Somewhere between shitripped and blackout drunk
Shithoused is used a lot in Australia
U cunt. I love steak sauce
i totally get it..you were nervous so you had a few drinks before you got there
Either you have no taste or he is a shitty cook. Steak sauce should never touch a properly cooked meat
So what, he got to fuck a hot, drunk girl. He won.
Take anal and save the evening
Do you mean shitfaced?
And did he make you steaks?
you should put this on www.seriouslysorry.com
Keep it classy Memphis.
Memphis chicks are nuts!
Great, u dropped the steak sauce... Now he's gonna have 2 use your secret sauce ;D