He cooked me dinner. I showed my appreciation by showing up shithoused and breaking a bottle of steak sauce on his floor.
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it better not have been A1 sauce
More proof that you can't turn a ho into a housewife.
i hope this isn't you bragging via the text. he can do better.
Shithoused? Never heard that before.
You better have had sex with him afterwards
And this is why your father abused you.
Real classy, dumb ass bitch.
You're a ho....fo sho
U cunt. I love steak sauce
Shithoused is fairly common .... Somewhere between shitripped and blackout drunk
Shithoused is used a lot in Australia
i totally get it..you were nervous so you had a few drinks before you got there
So what, he got to fuck a hot, drunk girl. He won.
Either you have no taste or he is a shitty cook. Steak sauce should never touch a properly cooked meat
Take anal and save the evening
you should put this on www.seriouslysorry.com
Do you mean shitfaced?
And did he make you steaks?
Keep it classy Memphis.
Great, u dropped the steak sauce... Now he's gonna have 2 use your secret sauce ;D
Memphis chicks are nuts!