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  • 89 88
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 3, 09 at 4:48pm

    why are all the ads on this website for american apparel

  • 76 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 4, 09 at 12:09am

    I know who the OP is talking about. She desperately wants to be a teacher but she can't because she won't keep her pupils straight.

  • 74 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 3, 09 at 5:22pm

    If you fuck her doggy style, she'd look the same if she had a lazy eye or not

  • 74 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 3, 09 at 4:06pm

    Her lazy eye is not the issue here...

  • 74 83
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 3, 09 at 4:27pm

    I'm gonna cover my dick in pancake batter and shove it in a waffle iron

  • 62 60
    Submitted by jerseygirlx163 on Jul 18, 10 at 1:56pm

    Haha freaking great.

  • 78 92
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 4, 09 at 12:19am

    I see what you did there...

  • 66 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 3, 09 at 9:14pm

    I second this, the text is hilarious. lol

  • 72 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 3, 09 at 4:01pm

    I promised myself I would never do firsts, but when opportunity rises, I couldn't pass.

  • 66 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 4, 09 at 1:54am

    12:09. Wow. Actually made me lol

  • 70 84
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 3, 09 at 4:05pm

    no one cares that you're a creep. this isn't funny

  • 63 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 3, 09 at 6:55pm

    I know who wrote this and its stupid.. get a life sig nu pres

  • 62 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 3, 09 at 5:44pm

    Is her lazy eye vexed on you?

  • 66 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 3, 09 at 4:10pm

    the drunken lazy eye is a huge issue.

  • 62 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 3, 09 at 7:36pm

    obviousley the guy is trying to pick out her flaws

  • 64 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 3, 09 at 5:25pm

    leave your parent's basement for a while and see what the real world is like, you douchebag!!

  • 63 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 3, 09 at 6:06pm

    cant believe im the first person to say this, but this is hillarious

  • 62 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 3, 09 at 7:48pm

    I think I can almost guarantee that this is about me..

  • 63 84
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 3, 09 at 11:48pm

    I swear I know who this is about - does she go to bu or bc?

  • 59 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 3, 09 at 4:54pm

    Get me a chicken sandwich and some waffle fries....fo free!~

  • 62 84
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 4, 09 at 12:07am

    At least we know she has pretty eyes since they always want to look at each other.