Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
my mom just informed me my dog smells like cum
stayed up until 6am doing my presentation on buddhist art and the practice of chanting. took shots. did drugs. the powerpoint now includes a sesame street style game (with chicken/puppy clip art), an xzibit music video (and quotes about section eight and eating steaks), and a reference to a german metal band (universe). this is going to be the best presentation ever
grown man stumbling drunk down green street wearing nothing but a hot dog costume and crying. its not even noon yet.
he was banged his ex for coke the whole time and is still the best guy so far this year. standards need to be raised.
I cant be sure, but i think ive been drunk in this church before.
Nope. He totaled my car then moved back to Louisiana to work things out with baby mama. I sure know how to pick em
I just...no. You make my soul cry. You are giving me karma-cancer. This torture of my majesticness can no longer be tolerated.
Dude, please tell me you know why there's a naked chick asleep outside my room.
Pretty sure my parents just hear me get off from the living room but I feel like they should be proud that I did it without a man honestly.
Burnt food and a broken vibrator. Disappointment after disappointment. Is April a man?
I had a dream involving the worlds smallest pony, an asphalt volcano, and jimi hendrix. Never smoking 3 bowls before bed again
On another note, I think my upstair neighbor is having sex. How awkward would it be if I showed up to her door with a bag of Chipotle?
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
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