i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
It's a pity Stephen Hawking can't do sarcasm.
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
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I just had to MC for a middle school event with jizz on my dress. I'm going to hell.
'Twas I. Do you have any idea what it's like waking up to see you sent a text inviting someone to partake in "sexy rumpus?"
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
just gonna show up naked this time. that way i dont have to worry about finding my clothes tomorrow
you started petting my head and said "there there, majestical unicorn. it won't be long before we get you back to neverland."
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Oh and Dustin informs me I'm a legend amongst the freshman, if you were wondering about my street cred
He has great taste in girls. I feel closer to my Eskimo sisters than my real sister...
He walked around my apt complex completely naked and started peeing in the maintenance because he thought it was the bathroom. So yeah, pretty drunk.
I used my mad pharmacist skills to turn ordinary birth control into morning after. I think my professors would be proud.
Dude. $3 Jack n Cokes AND Cheesesticks... Find me tomorrow plz
why is there a thong in the fridge-NOT MINE-and a half of a pickle on the stairs?!
I don't wear thongs. The picle was for dipping. Ill explain later. Lacy or plain thong ?
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