i puked in the mini-firdge
we don't have a mini-fridge?
bought one. it ws too cheap to pass up. xcept now there's puke in it,,, but the freezer's fine so i feel pretty good about that
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
can you come get me at the bar
ill be there in 10 min
can we stop off at build a bear on the way home
Pretty sure that this text will cost me like $5 but just wanted you to know that I just smoked a bowl of kush, about to walk around shopping for hookers and i get 3 credit hours for this study abroad .... have fun studying for finals.
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
you kept telling everyone how your ninja turtle shell also functioned as a backpack
you cant just puke in an arbys and not order food. thatd be rude.
Crashed the mayor's bday party, no list for some reason. Wore suits. Ludacris was there.
currently wearing a football players overly sized underwear. discovered a shot count on my leg. I'm a tank hahahhh
Dude you couldnt even talk, you just kept hiccuping and slamming your head on the wall.
Dude. Her vagina is a blender.
Whoa, I am aware of WAY too many squirrels right now...
Can I even tell you how badly I want a day that is just on and off napping and sex with intermittent snack breaks? Because I want that day very badly.
I have never seen a more amazing text message in my entire life.
You know you threw a brownie at my head last night. And said you did it to defend the turtles honer....
If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.
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