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  • Submitted by jonathan171 on Jul 2, 12 at 8:56pm

    Did she make you a peñis colada?

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      Submitted by scr2288 on Jul 3, 12 at 1:51am

      lol great comment

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    Submitted by sleete on Jul 2, 12 at 6:51pm

    Dude. Doesn't matter, had sex.

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    Submitted by GetOffMyLawn on Jul 3, 12 at 12:13am

    "Will it blend?" is not a good game to play with your penis.

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    Submitted by finalflash08 on Jul 2, 12 at 4:54pm

    And you lived to tell the tale!

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    Submitted by smumoi on Jul 2, 12 at 3:57pm

    So her body isn't a wonderland?

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    Submitted by abacus44 on Jul 2, 12 at 4:45pm

    The good news is, todays herpes treatments help reduce outbreaks

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    Submitted by Donotdiscard on Jul 2, 12 at 6:01pm

    Teeth?

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    Submitted by porksword on Jul 2, 12 at 3:59pm

    Frappe'?

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    Submitted by cfreymarc on Jul 2, 12 at 3:58pm

    Dude. Sounds like throwing a hot dog down a fun house hallway.

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    Submitted by cascott325 on Jul 2, 12 at 3:54pm

    and you were smart enough not to stick your Dick in it correct?

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      Submitted by anaily92 on Jul 3, 12 at 1:38pm

      chances are that no he isn't.

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    Submitted by pervertedllama on Jul 2, 12 at 11:43pm

    @ jonathan171 fucking hilarious!

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    Submitted by OMG_ on Jul 3, 12 at 2:50am

    F-ing hilarious Jonathan

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    Submitted by pipe4tom on Jul 2, 12 at 6:09pm

    I'm sure the next couple of weeks should be interesting?

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    Submitted by VoidRunner on Jul 3, 12 at 11:03am

    What?

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    Submitted by DonkeyLipps on Jul 27, 12 at 2:33am

    You've never heard of the myth of "vagina dentata"? Basically is a vagina that has teeth!! Google that Shit! If you don't believe me... Scary!!😖

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    Submitted by Linetrash on Jul 2, 12 at 9:31pm

    That's called an IUD

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    Submitted by Mikayla_Eligio on Jul 3, 12 at 2:34am

    Haha. Penis colada(x