call me tomorrow and ask me about coke-whore stripper. It hasnt happened yet, but im sure it will be plenty disappointing.
Why does everyone think all I do is drink? I go to class on wednesdays
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
Throw up on the ground, people dancing to loud Bollywood music, seats literally missing. Fuck I hate public transit
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
Uhg.. This isn't fair. I just want to have sex with you until i lose consciousness, wake up and start over... is that so much to ask?
I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
So, my ex just showed me the drunk voicemail we left him last night. Started out with me saying "I think it's Shane." Then you took my phone and started singing a song about peanut butter, train tracks, and tequila. I joined in. On the upside, he said he's totally fine with being on the drunk dial list from now on. Soooo, another tequila night??
I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
I think he bit my vagina. Who does that?
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
i believe in u and ur pee
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
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