Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
I puked a lego.
weed brownie and a latte, breakfast of champions
if tampons were more like dildos the world would be a better place
I mean, I don't even call it a hangover anymore. It's just morning.
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
you were fixing your hair in the bathroom mirror and then fell backwards through the locked stall while she was in mid pee and fell on her lap.
We have a drunken confused pantless man in our apt. Boots.
I'm gonna rob all up in that cradle
He stole all of his parent's vodka WHILE they were in the room, and then opened the window and snuck out. I was watching from my truck
I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.
Got 2 free lines of blow from some random guys on the side of 13th street.....how's your Sunday going?
I'm slowly starting to accept that you have to be a sociopath to be attracted to me
I found my wallet. Still have no idea when I put mad dog in my steel water bottle, though...
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