i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
And then he came out of the bathroom in a kimono
im using the astroglide sample u sent me as a bookmark for the book im using to write my midterm paper. i need to get laid. bad.
Did I show you my penis last night?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
does pizza still have the 5 second rule in the bubble bath?
Yesterdays boozy weather forecast has been extended to today
He also turned out to be underage (the fucking liar) so we had to get drunk on cooking sherry
You know your acid trip is going well when the orange you're eating gives you a life lesson
So stoned that I pressed the unlock button on my car keys to walk into my bedroom...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
BOOM BITCH SERVES YOU RIGHT I HOPE YOU SHIT YOURSELF PETER PAN
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
WHERE THE FUCK IS MY ARM DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW DIFFICULT IS IS TO TYPE WITH ONE HAND
he was Irish, I had to have sex with him.
We're just starting to open presents and I already need a shot. This is gonna be a long Christmas day.
Dude I'm pretty sure everyone in my office knows I fucked our boss...can I ask for anything better?
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