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  • 88 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 4, 10 at 8:22pm

    yes..because yeast infections happen when you bang too hard..fuckin highschoolers

  • 66 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 4, 10 at 8:53pm

    I bet pussies get more pussies than any of you dicks Yeah, try to make sense of that, douche

  • 60 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 4, 10 at 8:49pm

    That would be the Alabama Crimson Tide. They play for the national championship of college football later this week. Their fans post that lame "Roll Tide" nonsense as a way of distracting themselves from the reality of living in a shithole like Alabama.

  • 54 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 4, 10 at 9:40pm

    8:53 was funnier than any text I've seen on here.

  • 55 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 4, 10 at 11:08pm

    My vagina works perfectly ;)

  • 52 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 5, 10 at 12:52am

    blood farts ruin undies. roll tide

  • 50 49
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 5, 10 at 3:37pm

    Classic! Straight to the point. I like it

  • 50 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 5, 10 at 12:04am

    11:53 I think maybe he is more conserv. Side or may be he is on the patriot side, I think president fako calls that group tea baggers?

  • 59 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 4, 10 at 10:03pm

    IN SOVIET RUSSIA, VAGINA TEXTS YOU!

  • 51 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 4, 10 at 8:38pm

    If you have to text to find out you're not getting in.

  • 55 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 4, 10 at 9:00pm

    Love a working vagina!

  • 50 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 4, 10 at 8:07pm

    Oh, and if I see one more roll tide, I will seriously hurt someone.

  • 47 49
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 6, 10 at 5:32pm

    YEAH! A-KRON REPRESENT!

  • 55 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 4, 10 at 8:23pm

    she had bread in her vag?

  • 49 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 4, 10 at 8:34pm

    8:07... ROLL TIDE! :)

  • 46 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 4, 10 at 9:30pm

    This is def something I'd say. I love it

  • 46 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 5, 10 at 12:44pm

    12:03 and that's probably y u haven't

  • 45 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 4, 10 at 11:33pm

    There's an app for that

  • 46 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 4, 10 at 10:24pm

    Yo that was so stupid that I loved it I couldn't have said it better I think I'm going to call my girlfreind and ask her that

  • 50 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 4, 10 at 8:49pm

    .... i have reese's

  • 46 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 4, 10 at 10:26pm

    I stick baby chipmunks up my butthole

  • 42 48
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 4, 10 at 11:02pm

    10:12 if those poor people living in fear are Muslim and follow the Koran , then yes the Do hate Jews . It written within those pages inside the verses. So STFU and go have a tripple bacon pork burger on the house.

  • 48 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 4, 10 at 8:23pm

    In the 330 area "vagina" is slang for dead-beat husband.

  • 49 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 5, 10 at 12:03am

    Haha. If I ever recieved this text, I would freak out lol

  • 47 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 4, 10 at 9:35pm

    does this vagina have its own cell phone?

  • 52 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 5, 10 at 2:16am

    So....is it working?

  • 43 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 4, 10 at 10:13pm

    this should be PFLN - "remember that photo you shouldn't have sent last night... we do" Then at least this site might be a bit more interesting

  • 49 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 22, 10 at 9:09pm

    That's sad I've had some douche say the same thing to me hahaha

  • 48 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 4, 10 at 11:49pm

    That shit is niccccce ufc is bangin

  • 42 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 4, 10 at 11:26pm

    10:48 if you mean by banging your mom i'm a virgin then yes. She's the only person i've been with and oh yea go fuck yourself. I follow college sports just not the crimson tide.

  • 55 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 4, 10 at 10:29pm

    omfg those soviet russia jokes crack me the fuck up i gotta get that guys email

  • 41 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 5, 10 at 2:40am

    1:05 i'd be pissed if some girl didn't tell me she was on her period! making bloody mess all over my clothes, hands, and/or face thats fucked up!!

  • 48 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 4, 10 at 11:53pm

    11:02 hell yeah, and then maybe that big tower that they opened to day will fall the fuck down.

  • 42 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 4, 10 at 10:35pm

    I'm thinking 10:27 doesn't follow college sports... Especially football. Roll tide is Alabama's (Crimson Tide) chant.

  • 42 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 5, 10 at 7:25am

    In soviet Russia vagina works you First Whorecuntbitchslut I think that covers it

  • 53 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 4, 10 at 8:14pm

    I feel the op - I gave my gf a terrible yeast infection from banging her too hard - couldn't get in for 2 weeks

  • 26 28
    Submitted by kbell33 on Feb 14, 11 at 11:35pm

    Lmao at soviet Russia!

  • 41 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 4, 10 at 11:01pm

    AHHHHH I'm an attention whore. GIVE ME ATTENTION!!!!!

  • 41 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 4, 10 at 10:53pm

    10:13 i agree, that would make this o.k. site a LOT better.

  • 50 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 4, 10 at 8:04pm

    Hahaha NOT. Seriously, TFLN, get a life. I actually want to laugh when I log onto this site.

  • 42 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 4, 10 at 8:36pm

    What the fuck is roll tide?

  • 36 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 4, 10 at 11:04pm

    Your face is a vagina!

  • 32 48
    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 3, 10 at 8:53am

    5:32 don't be a douche it's just Akron and it's awsome without the b-rad from Mali-bu who's from the suburbs

  • 36 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 5, 10 at 9:37am

    No, her twats not working, and you'll never be able to please her again. Lesson learned. Don't let your girlfriend fuck me -sleezy lee

  • 43 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 5, 10 at 3:25am

    No it hang like sleve of a wiZerd

  • 44 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 5, 10 at 12:53am

    Don't worry, i'm helping her fix it. You can thank me with another broken one. =P you and your small dick mr. Op

  • 37 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 4, 10 at 10:57pm

    Hey 10:26 chipmunks are easy. Try try 5 ballons of ecstasy, six balloons of hash, eight ballons of LSD 9 of sexy mild, a box of Chinese fireworks, and a Guatemalan child fireworks and a gruatamalin

  • 40 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 4, 10 at 10:54pm

    I'll have sex with anything with a penis $5 for humans $10 for animals. Hit me upp sexies ;)

  • 39 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 4, 10 at 9:00pm

    Hahahaha... I dont get it.

  • 49 89
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 4, 10 at 10:45pm

    no i don't follow college sports just vagina

  • 35 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 4, 10 at 9:24pm

    Manfacturing red juice a gallon a minute...

  • 34 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 5, 10 at 12:18am

    hahah 11:28 made me laugh.. wtf.

  • 37 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 6, 10 at 11:54pm

    U deserve a high five

  • 38 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 4, 10 at 11:47pm

    How would u like a little bit of my foot up your ass

  • 31 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 5, 10 at 10:30am

    it's working - AGAIN

  • 23 47
    Submitted by AllYourBase on Mar 13, 10 at 1:30am

    Now there is a boyfriend/fuck buddy that cares