I was just texting to see if your vagina was working yet.
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yes..because yeast infections happen when you bang too hard..fuckin highschoolers
I bet pussies get more pussies than any of you dicks
Yeah, try to make sense of that, douche
That would be the Alabama Crimson Tide. They play for the national championship of college football later this week. Their fans post that lame "Roll Tide" nonsense as a way of distracting themselves from the reality of living in a shithole like Alabama.
I feel the op - I gave my gf a terrible yeast infection from banging her too hard - couldn't get in for 2 weeks
11:02 hell yeah, and then maybe that big tower that they opened to day will fall the fuck down.
My vagina works perfectly ;)
Oh, and if I see one more roll tide, I will seriously hurt someone.
11:53 I think maybe he is more conserv. Side or may be he is on the patriot side, I think president fako calls that group tea baggers?
IN SOVIET RUSSIA, VAGINA TEXTS YOU!
she had bread in her vag?
8:07... ROLL TIDE! :)
AHHHHH I'm an attention whore. GIVE ME ATTENTION!!!!!
If you have to text to find out you're not getting in.
Hey 10:26 chipmunks are easy. Try try 5 ballons of ecstasy, six balloons of hash, eight ballons of LSD 9 of sexy mild, a box of Chinese fireworks, and a Guatemalan child
fireworks and a gruatamalin
8:53 was funnier than any text I've seen on here.
blood farts ruin undies. roll tide
i have reese's
Haha. If I ever recieved this text, I would freak out lol
10:12 if those poor people living in fear are Muslim and follow the Koran , then yes the Do hate Jews . It written within those pages inside the verses. So STFU and go have a tripple bacon pork burger on the house.
12:03 and that's probably y u haven't
Yo that was so stupid that I loved it I couldn't have said it better I think I'm going to call my girlfreind and ask her that
Lmao at soviet Russia!
YEAH! A-KRON REPRESENT!
I stick baby chipmunks up my butthole
That's sad I've had some douche say the same thing to me hahaha
Classic! Straight to the point. I like it
10:48 if you mean by banging your mom i'm a virgin then yes. She's the only person i've been with and oh yea go fuck yourself. I follow college sports just not the crimson tide.
In soviet Russia vagina works you
I think that covers it
There's an app for that
That shit is niccccce ufc is bangin
I'm thinking 10:27 doesn't follow college sports... Especially football. Roll tide is Alabama's (Crimson Tide) chant.
This is def something I'd say. I love it
In the 330 area "vagina" is slang for dead-beat husband.
it's working - AGAIN
No it hang like sleve of a wiZerd
this should be PFLN - "remember that photo you shouldn't have sent last night... we do" Then at least this site might be a bit more interesting
No, her twats not working, and you'll never be able to please her again. Lesson learned. Don't let your girlfriend fuck me
Love a working vagina!
I'll have sex with anything with a penis $5 for humans $10 for animals. Hit me upp sexies ;)
So....is it working?
omfg those soviet russia jokes crack me the fuck up i gotta get that guys email
hahah 11:28 made me laugh.. wtf.
5:32 don't be a douche it's just Akron and it's awsome without the b-rad from Mali-bu who's from the suburbs
does this vagina have its own cell phone?
Don't worry, i'm helping her fix it. You can thank me with another broken one. =P you and your small dick mr. Op
Your face is a vagina!
What the fuck is roll tide?
Hahaha NOT. Seriously, TFLN, get a life. I actually want to laugh when I log onto this site.
10:13 i agree, that would make this o.k. site a LOT better.
Manfacturing red juice a gallon a minute...
no i don't follow college sports just vagina
U deserve a high five
1:05 i'd be pissed if some girl didn't tell me she was on her period! making bloody mess all over my clothes, hands, and/or face thats fucked up!!
How would u like a little bit of my foot up your ass
Hahahaha... I dont get it.
Now there is a boyfriend/fuck buddy that cares