am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
her orgasm sounded like a fucking walrus crying.
Only you could manage to look like a complete slut while wearing a turtle neck.
Day 3. Will have to postpone job hunting by a month. May have blown out my knee. Was sunburned on Friday. Now look painted red. Still alive. All worth it.
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Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
We simultaneously blacked out then simultaneously came to then simultaneously had sex with the neighbors. We're definitely meant to be roommates.
I don't want anything to do with the Darth Vader stripper babe. I'm just trying to make dreams come true.
Hey, you gotta think, is this REALLY the penis you wanna see for the rest of your life? THINK!
Did you fuck him in my garden last night?
That WOULD explain the dirt in my vagina
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you were telling us about the time you had sex in an alley and he stopped, looked up and said 'it was a cul-de-sac' and went right back to what he was doing.
Hey, if a dude can't randomly belt out Whitney Houston tunes from time to time, is life really worth living??
Cats are difficult to handle. Also they are impossible to baptize.
The cop told you he couldn't let you pee. You just pulled your pants down and squared anyway and im surprised you didnt get arrested.No more drinking for you.
You know you're out of shape when you're sore after masturbating.
I blame her lesbian super powers of coercion.
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