margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
My face smells like last night's lay. I need a whore bath. Or a corndog.
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
should my penis look like a turkey
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I keep getting texted pictures of my husband with other men. I can't figure out if he wants a divorce or a threesome?
can you explain how you are here for one night and now my kitchen table is in 11 pieces..
I don't drink during the week.... well, except for Bailey's Tuesdays, which I have to start implementing further.
Lost another pound. Switching from beer to hard liquor did this body good.
He said "I wish they sold 40's in bars".. and a business plan came to mind. Maybe I CAN do something with my degree...
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Wheres my essay?
You mean the vodka drenched shreds of paper taped all over the walls of the hallway?
You cant come. You're a Colorado native who drinks Bud over Coors. Fucking homegrown terrorist.
true... I just kept thinking "THAT IS A PENIS. OMG THAT IS A PENIS. DOES HE KNOW IM STARRING? STOP LOOKING. OMG THIS IS AWKWARD. PENISSSSS"
Ran into his sister at the gym and hit it in the parking lot. I dont even feel like a bad friend she got a boob job and lost 20 lbs its not even the same sister
I am going to go back to drinking and listneing to Hanson now. Maybe crying. Or perhaps Full House reruns
She told me to take deeps breaths and I said I said YOU FUCKING TAKE A BREATH CAROL IM SURE IF YOU WERE IN MY POSITION YOU WOULD HAVE OFFED YOURSELF ALREADY and she said my name is Becky 😂
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