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If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
Dude, you face planted, there was no "bar fight".
i remember you telling me to take a shower, brush my teeth, go get back in bed w her, and "just do what i was born to do." and as soon as i stopped yacking i did just that. you saved my birthday.
Walked in on my boss having phone sex at work... and somehow this didnt bother nor embaress him
Also I'd like you to set a calendar reminder that goes off every day for you to take 2 minutes to think about what your life would be like without me.
So I hooked up with a guy with a mustache and woke up on a dragon futon underneath a dragon yin-tang tapestry... My life is spiraling in a weird way.
I'm 50% sure my cousin put weed in these deviled eggs.
I've learned life lessons in Vegas. Mostly, drugs are cheaper than alcohol.
mom had to come pick me up from the hotel. I crawled to her car. She told me the entire way home if I puked in it I was going to lick it up. Like high school all over again...
Why does fireball set life on fire? Your insides, your head, your behavior...
Drunk is not a location!
Some guy I'd never met and didn't invite threw the punch bowl at the wall and set the plastic skeleton on fire. I don't think we'll be getting the full deposit back
All I want is dick and wine.
i need to get drunk because i'm an angry sober
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