i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
Maybe if i eat something filling like whole wheat pasta it will make me less hungry for things like dick
i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
It was like what a highfive between zeus and Jesus would sound like
we hooked up on one of my student's desks last night...i can't decide if i'm ashamed or massively proud of myself
dude you teach first grade wtf
Just passed a guy passed out on a riding lawn mower in his front yard.
Walked into a liquor store bleeding. That kind of night.
I think I'm finally maturing. I'm happy he found someone. Good for him. I sincerely hope she doesn't choke on his tiny penis.
Were playing beruit winners pelt losers with eggs
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
I wanna throw up and cum in that order
LESSON OF THE DAY: Saying Everclear gets you out of explaining anything.
He can't just hit it and quit it and then eat your pop tarts on his way out.
we turned the lights off and all you could see were my glow in the dark stars and his penis
I was very impressed with his ability to carry on a conversation with his friends sitting in the front seat with his hand in my pants, getting a hand job, stoned, with a cigarette in his mouth. I think he's a keeper.
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