Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
I told my boyfriend my favorite food was strawberry poptarts, now my email inbox is getting spammed with nude pics of him with his dick in a poptart box..
I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
There is only so much cookie dough and masturbating I can handle in one night.
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
I woke up wearing nothing but 7 partially eaten candy necklaces. Only one was around my neck. Don't even try to tell me I don't need plan B.
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
Sorry for scaring your son with my drunken animal impressions
she blew me in the men's room in the restaurant. it was a french bistro, so it was okay
Oh just living the dream. And by living the dream I mean drinking franzia out of a martini glass and watching family matters. Also, drinking every time Carl Winslow has a mustache and Eddie wears MC Hammer pants
Dont tell her I prefer to have an aura of mystique surronding me and my penis.
YET AGAIN, my financial planning for 2013 consists MOSTLY of eating chipotle as "brain food" and drinking Heavily before the Jeopardy contestant test.
You're cock blocking me from my own boyfriend. What kind of shit is that?
You put me in such a good mood with that road head, I bought everyone at Hooters donuts.
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
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