He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
I just won Halloween Walk of Shame Bingo!
She's like a pop up book from hell.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
Heed the warning of the ghost of Oktoberfest present: German beer is soooooooo much better than our watered down children's piss. also lost all my clothes and am wearing lederhosen the rest of the trip.
she asked him to cuddle cuz she was cold and instead he got up, moved the space heater to her side of the bed, and went back to sleep
It was like being fucked by the god of thunder, he gained power from the storm. I took a Plan B because I don't think regular birth control will stop Thor's sperm.
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
i just wrote an ode to an enchilada dorito. i'll need that pregnancy test now please.
I mean, two foreign guys have drunkenly confessed their love for her, so she's clearly doing something right.
We HAVE another bedroom, it's not like I was gunna chain you into the closet. Often.
your were asleep with people making out on top of you. you didn't even look bothered by it.
This hangover is what we deserve after that level of debauchery.
I didn't even know his name until he texted me the next day and told me I should take a plan B pill. Thanks Danny.
Plus we had to have sex before the game because there is a good chance we won’t be speaking for the rest of the week. #ironbowl
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