Apparently I farted on her in my sleep. Then, just to be sure she was cool, I did it again on purpose and she didnt say anything. So, WIN?
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OH GOD. WIN. That was funny.
warm, sweaty, bare-naked farts after sex are the best. I like to roll over on the girl and let my ass cheeks release...
^ if shes not old enough, bang her once more and get rid of her
Thats a win and half! slap a ring on that finger if she's old enough.
9:34 then send her my way
You are soooo nashville if...........
dutch oven her. if she's cool, she'll learn to reverse dutch oven
Im a girl, if she is truly cool you must apologize.
My old lady gets scared awake when I do this