Apparently I farted on her in my sleep. Then, just to be sure she was cool, I did it again on purpose and she didnt say anything. So, WIN?
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OH GOD. WIN. That was funny.
warm, sweaty, bare-naked farts after sex are the best. I like to roll over on the girl and let my ass cheeks release...
9:34 then send her my way
Thats a win and half! slap a ring on that finger if she's old enough.
^ if shes not old enough, bang her once more and get rid of her
You are soooo nashville if...........
dutch oven her. if she's cool, she'll learn to reverse dutch oven
Im a girl, if she is truly cool you must apologize.
My old lady gets scared awake when I do this