windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
I would like to meet someone who actually lost their virginity in a candle filled room
there needs to be a "man fax report". like car fax. type in the guys name and bday and up pops all the bad shit he's ever done.
We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
is it bad that i have made the decision to never travel to vienna simply because of that transvestite that won the bachelor?
dont start drinking without me
Is it bad that I was more upset about not getting the perfume he told me he had bought for me then the actual breakup?
I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
this may be my drink champagne alone in a bbaby pool in the dark night
You were air-planing a joint into my mouth while I was crying naked in the bath tub.
Best Friends For Life.
how many dildos make it a "collection?"
Do you think you're physically and mentally capable of killing me? Because I'd really appreciate it.
If you can find a Canadian Lesbian to have pity sex with me, let me know.
I successfully navigated a full, lengthy interaction with my dad in which he never asked me if I was freshly baked. 10 points.
I'm bonding with your girlfriend. I like her. We're plotting your demise.
please tell me you're the one making all the weird noise in the yard..
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