But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
dude I went to cubs game with my mustache, aviators, and a hooded sweatshirt. Do you think it was irony or fate that there were four 17 year old girls in front of us?
I just saw a stripper wear a tube top around her floppy gut. God bless Michigan.
Ask him about the girl he took home Saturday night. I swear she voted for Kennedy.
HE KEEPS WALKING AWAY. IT'S LIKE HE DOESN'T EVEN LIKE FRIES. WTF.
Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
I either just got free sex or a nice jail sentence. Text me in 10 to verify.
Then he rubbed shampoo all over my arm and shouted, "Garnier FUCK THIS."
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
Hey it's Males-You-Probably-Wish-You-Hadnt-Had-Sex-With Monday. MYPWYHHSWM
In the morning when you read your texts, just fyi you showed up at my house drunk off your ass and shoe less and demanded I go to the bar. You need Jesus.
My walk of shame is starting to become positively reinforcing; I stop by Starbucks and when I leave I look someone just heading to work.
I was just informed that I asked for a glass of wine at the police station
I'm sure it would have gone very well with the cigarette you lit there.
I will not go because I am a man of my word and of my penis.
So, do I need to remind you to keep it classy tonight?
No, because if you have to be reminded it isn't classy.
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