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  • 90 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 18, 09 at 10:46am

    OK! I'll talk! In third grade, I cheated on my history exam. In fourth grade, I stole my uncle Max's toupee and I glued it on my face when I was Moses in my Hebrew School play. In fifth grade, I knocked my sister Edie down the stairs and I blamed it on the dog.

  • 76 49
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 18, 09 at 11:57am

    I'd man fax myself. I can't even remember some of the shit I've done.

  • 62 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 18, 09 at 11:09am

    Heck yes!!!! U r brilliant

  • 60 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 18, 09 at 11:05am

    Uh no one would ever get married!

  • 62 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 18, 09 at 10:59am

    As long as we get cuntfax up and running first. We can have catagories for call frequency and shopping habits. Blowjob frequency. Impossible standards set by exboyfriends who weren't good enough. Grey ideaa

  • 55 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 26, 10 at 8:35pm

    Yeah I don't think you'd wanna know. Seriously we all do the same shit. This shouldn't be a big mystery to her.

  • 45 45
    Submitted by carleton1984 on May 1, 10 at 9:32pm

    Fucked a virgin never spoke to her again..going to hell.

  • 53 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 18, 09 at 3:51pm

    HELLLLLL YEAHHHHH there needs to be.

  • 48 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 19, 09 at 7:28pm

    its called a background check

  • 49 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 18, 09 at 11:09am

    11:05... You might be right. But at least devorce % will drop.

  • 48 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 7, 09 at 12:31am

    It would be a fuck ton easier if they had this shit for girls.

  • 60 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 18, 09 at 10:57am

    I like the idea... But for girls. I don't wanna put my key in a car that's been past down like a redneck family GEO. If you know what I'm saying.

  • 52 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 18, 09 at 12:18pm

    This is a skit on Amazon Women on the Moon. This guy's date asks for a liscense

  • 48 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 18, 09 at 11:00am

    I definitely agree with this. I'd love to know what the potential guy has done that he isn't saying. Or if he lied.

  • 40 45
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 18, 09 at 8:47pm

    Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!

  • 58 83
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 18, 09 at 10:49am

    Of course the op is probably mad because her bf was fucking her hotter sister... Who can blame him?

  • 52 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 18, 09 at 12:31pm

    Wow, you came up with that all by yourself, retard

  • 48 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 20, 09 at 12:23am

    it's called facebook.

  • 41 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 23, 09 at 3:39pm

    its a 2-way street bitches do fucked up things too their just better at hiding it

  • 42 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 18, 09 at 7:02pm

    it's called a background check?

  • 40 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 18, 09 at 12:37pm

    Patricia Arcket and Steve Gootenberg - Amazon Women on the Moon

  • 41 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 24, 09 at 4:41pm

    They actually do have an iPhone app for that- "sleeze alert" or something like that..

  • 37 48
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 18, 09 at 12:19pm

    check out the website dontdatehimgirl

  • 31 38
    Submitted by JJ4577 on Mar 22, 11 at 10:32pm

    Its called a background check.

  • 44 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 18, 09 at 11:13am

    It'd ruin all the fun and picture burning...but loved the text!

  • 44 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 18, 09 at 3:54pm

    It's FACTS not fax, LoL

  • 40 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 19, 09 at 1:31pm

    Billion dollar idea thar.

  • 40 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 18, 09 at 5:56pm

    This was from the movie "Amazon women on the moon." it's not original or clever. Good movie though.

  • 41 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 18, 09 at 1:51pm

    there is a website called 'Don't Date him Girl'. Does all this OP asks for and more!

  • 33 46
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 18, 09 at 12:05pm

    There is such a thing it's called a bop

  • 39 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 18, 09 at 9:13pm

    Yes but then we would all be lesbians. That would probably work out better all the way around. Of course for some guys the fax would run outta paper b4 everything could be listed, right Face/Wayne????

  • 52 87
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 18, 09 at 11:08am

    Who the hell gave my Goonies quote a thumbs down!?!

  • 47 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 18, 09 at 12:29pm

    Girl Fax Slutability xxxxxxxxxxxx Suckability xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx Ass xxxxxxxxxxx Tits xxxxxxxxxxxxxx Anal Relationship x Sports x Educated x Bitch Factor xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx Cheatometer xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx Rating: Hot stupid slut Action: Quick Hump and DUMP

  • 44 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 18, 09 at 1:17pm

    1:09 He should call me "Dad"

  • 42 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 11, 09 at 11:19pm

    ahaha agreed....but idk, somethings you are just better off NOT knowing...

  • 37 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 18, 09 at 4:53pm

    Wow 4:50, butthurt much?

  • 39 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 19, 09 at 1:10am

    Oh fuck. I would have a history. :-p

  • 39 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 18, 09 at 1:10pm

    this text was sent to me by my sister... whose boyfriend dumped her on her birthday

  • 29 49
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 18, 09 at 6:51pm

    Would it even matter when your still going to go with him anyway, then bitch about those same qualities anyway

  • 42 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 18, 09 at 11:26am

    Tijuana, Juarez, Nuevo Laredo. I cant keep count

  • 33 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 18, 09 at 1:04pm

    lol 11:57! this text is great!

  • 40 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 18, 09 at 11:01am

    Cuntfax - awesome idea! I think men need a service like this more than women. Lol.

  • 33 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 20, 09 at 9:52am

    "I'm gonna get you sucka!" already owns that joke. Sorry about your fail.

  • 30 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 19, 09 at 4:56am

    Terrible Idea. Shame on you

  • 33 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 18, 09 at 11:15am

    hahahhaha!!! i totally agree!!!!

  • 33 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 18, 09 at 4:23pm

    amen sister friend.

  • 35 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 18, 09 at 10:56pm

    boys, this isnt the actual manfax, so you can all stop posting all of your scummy life's history up here because we don't care because you're not potential man candy.

  • 32 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 18, 09 at 11:21am

    11:16(1) what a coincedence, me too

  • 38 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 18, 09 at 1:09pm

    12:31 should be hanging on the side of your fridge with your mom's name printed at the top.

  • 29 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 18, 09 at 5:19pm

    Not a bad idea... if not to at least find out what their fatal flaw is. All guys have one and depending on what it is we can deal with it or move on.

  • 33 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 18, 09 at 4:50pm

    Hey 4:30, munch my clit. Nobody likes you. Signed, 4:20

  • 30 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 24, 09 at 4:33am

    I love that this is from Myrtle beach LMFAO. I can only imagine the FEW people who could have been on the receiving end haha

  • 28 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 20, 09 at 8:46am

    It's called learning to pre-qualify. Set some standards...

  • 36 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 18, 09 at 1:18pm

    I think both genders could benefit from this. Make people a little more honest.

  • 39 90
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 18, 09 at 4:20pm

    Fuck whoever wrote this, seriously. And to whoever wrote this, you are going to be an awful spouse to anyone who is dumb enough to date, or god forbid, marry you. Holy fuck, I didn't even think about this until now, but Jesus Christ, what happens when you have kids?? My guess is that you will be absolutley dreadful as a parent and a spouse if you need or even want to keep tabs on people to the extent of "every bad thing they've ever done" that badly. You're absolutley disgusting.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 18, 09 at 10:47am

    There needs to be a way to shut women up... Oh yeah. Duct tape... Ty lord