there needs to be a "man fax report". like car fax. type in the guys name and bday and up pops all the bad shit he's ever done.
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OK! I'll talk! In third grade, I cheated on my history exam. In fourth grade, I stole my uncle Max's toupee and I glued it on my face when I was Moses in my Hebrew School play. In fifth grade, I knocked my sister Edie down the stairs and I blamed it on the dog.
I'd man fax myself. I can't even remember some of the shit I've done.
its called a background check
Uh no one would ever get married!
Fucked a virgin never spoke to her again..going to hell.
Yeah I don't think you'd wanna know. Seriously we all do the same shit. This shouldn't be a big mystery to her.
As long as we get cuntfax up and running first. We can have catagories for call frequency and shopping habits. Blowjob frequency. Impossible standards set by exboyfriends who weren't good enough.
This is a skit on Amazon Women on the Moon. This guy's date asks for a liscense
Wow 4:50, butthurt much?
Its called a background check.
It would be a fuck ton easier if they had this shit for girls.
HELLLLLL YEAHHHHH there needs to be.
Of course the op is probably mad because her bf was fucking her hotter sister... Who can blame him?
11:05... You might be right. But at least devorce % will drop.
Heck yes!!!! U r brilliant
check out the website dontdatehimgirl
They actually do have an iPhone app for that- "sleeze alert" or something like that..
it's called facebook.
its a 2-way street bitches do fucked up things too their just better at hiding it
I definitely agree with this. I'd love to know what the potential guy has done that he isn't saying. Or if he lied.
Billion dollar idea thar.
it's called a background check?
Wow, you came up with that all by yourself, retard
I like the idea... But for girls. I don't wanna put my key in a car that's been past down like a redneck family GEO. If you know what I'm saying.
Bitch Factor xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
Rating: Hot stupid slut
Action: Quick Hump and DUMP
Patricia Arcket and Steve Gootenberg - Amazon Women on the Moon
It'd ruin all the fun and picture burning...but loved the text!
Oh fuck. I would have a history. :-p
"I'm gonna get you sucka!" already owns that joke. Sorry about your fail.
It's FACTS not fax, LoL
1:09 He should call me "Dad"
Would it even matter when your still going to go with him anyway, then bitch about those same qualities anyway
boys, this isnt the actual manfax, so you can all stop posting all of your scummy life's history up here because we don't care because you're not potential man candy.
Yes but then we would all be lesbians. That would probably work out better all the way around. Of course for some guys the fax would run outta paper b4 everything could be listed, right Face/Wayne????
Hey 4:30, munch my clit. Nobody likes you.
Who the hell gave my Goonies quote a thumbs down!?!
There is such a thing it's called a bop
Cuntfax - awesome idea! I think men need a service like this more than women. Lol.
Terrible Idea. Shame on you
lol 11:57! this text is great!
12:31 should be hanging on the side of your fridge with your mom's name printed at the top.
Tijuana, Juarez, Nuevo Laredo. I cant keep count
ahaha agreed....but idk, somethings you are just better off NOT knowing...
there is a website called 'Don't Date him Girl'. Does all this OP asks for and more!
This was from the movie "Amazon women on the moon." it's not original or clever.
Good movie though.
11:16(1) what a coincedence, me too
It's called learning to pre-qualify. Set some standards...
Not a bad idea... if not to at least find out what their fatal flaw is. All guys have one and depending on what it is we can deal with it or move on.
amen sister friend.
Fuck whoever wrote this, seriously. And to whoever wrote this, you are going to be an awful spouse to anyone who is dumb enough to date, or god forbid, marry you. Holy fuck, I didn't even think about this until now, but Jesus Christ, what happens when you have kids?? My guess is that you will be absolutley dreadful as a parent and a spouse if you need or even want to keep tabs on people to the extent of "every bad thing they've ever done" that badly. You're absolutley disgusting.
this text was sent to me by my sister... whose boyfriend dumped her on her birthday
I think both genders could benefit from this. Make people a little more honest.
I love that this is from Myrtle beach LMFAO. I can only imagine the FEW people who could have been on the receiving end haha
hahahhaha!!! i totally agree!!!!
There needs to be a way to shut women up... Oh yeah. Duct tape... Ty lord