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  • OK! I'll talk! In third grade, I cheated on my history exam. In fourth grade, I stole my uncle Max's toupee and I glued it on my face when I was Moses in my Hebrew School play. In fifth grade, I knocked my sister Edie down the stairs and I blamed it on the dog.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 18, 09 at 10:46am
  • I'd man fax myself. I can't even remember some of the shit I've done.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 18, 09 at 11:57am
  • its called a background check

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 19, 09 at 7:28pm
  • Uh no one would ever get married!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 18, 09 at 11:05am
  • Fucked a virgin never spoke to her again..going to hell.

    Submitted by carleton1984 on May 1, 10 at 9:32pm
  • Yeah I don't think you'd wanna know. Seriously we all do the same shit. This shouldn't be a big mystery to her.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 26, 10 at 8:35pm
  • As long as we get cuntfax up and running first. We can have catagories for call frequency and shopping habits. Blowjob frequency. Impossible standards set by exboyfriends who weren't good enough. Grey ideaa

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 18, 09 at 10:59am
  • This is a skit on Amazon Women on the Moon. This guy's date asks for a liscense

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 18, 09 at 12:18pm
  • Its called a background check.

    Submitted by JJ4577 on Mar 22, 11 at 10:32pm
  • It would be a fuck ton easier if they had this shit for girls.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 7, 09 at 12:31am
  • Wow 4:50, butthurt much?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 18, 09 at 4:53pm
  • HELLLLLL YEAHHHHH there needs to be.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 18, 09 at 3:51pm
  • Heck yes!!!! U r brilliant

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 18, 09 at 11:09am
  • 11:05... You might be right. But at least devorce % will drop.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 18, 09 at 11:09am
  • Of course the op is probably mad because her bf was fucking her hotter sister... Who can blame him?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 18, 09 at 10:49am
  • it's called facebook.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 20, 09 at 12:23am
  • check out the website dontdatehimgirl

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 18, 09 at 12:19pm
  • They actually do have an iPhone app for that- "sleeze alert" or something like that..

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 24, 09 at 4:41pm
  • I definitely agree with this. I'd love to know what the potential guy has done that he isn't saying. Or if he lied.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 18, 09 at 11:00am
  • its a 2-way street bitches do fucked up things too their just better at hiding it

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 23, 09 at 3:39pm
  • it's called a background check?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 18, 09 at 7:02pm
  • Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 18, 09 at 8:47pm
  • Billion dollar idea thar.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 19, 09 at 1:31pm
  • Wow, you came up with that all by yourself, retard

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 18, 09 at 12:31pm
  • I like the idea... But for girls. I don't wanna put my key in a car that's been past down like a redneck family GEO. If you know what I'm saying.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 18, 09 at 10:57am
  • Patricia Arcket and Steve Gootenberg - Amazon Women on the Moon

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 18, 09 at 12:37pm
  • Girl Fax Slutability xxxxxxxxxxxx Suckability xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx Ass xxxxxxxxxxx Tits xxxxxxxxxxxxxx Anal Relationship x Sports x Educated x Bitch Factor xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx Cheatometer xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx Rating: Hot stupid slut Action: Quick Hump and DUMP

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 18, 09 at 12:29pm
  • It'd ruin all the fun and picture burning...but loved the text!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 18, 09 at 11:13am
  • 1:09 He should call me "Dad"

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 18, 09 at 1:17pm
  • Oh fuck. I would have a history. :-p

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 19, 09 at 1:10am
  • It's FACTS not fax, LoL

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 18, 09 at 3:54pm
  • "I'm gonna get you sucka!" already owns that joke. Sorry about your fail.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 20, 09 at 9:52am
  • boys, this isnt the actual manfax, so you can all stop posting all of your scummy life's history up here because we don't care because you're not potential man candy.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 18, 09 at 10:56pm
  • Would it even matter when your still going to go with him anyway, then bitch about those same qualities anyway

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 18, 09 at 6:51pm
  • Yes but then we would all be lesbians. That would probably work out better all the way around. Of course for some guys the fax would run outta paper b4 everything could be listed, right Face/Wayne????

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 18, 09 at 9:13pm
  • Who the hell gave my Goonies quote a thumbs down!?!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 18, 09 at 11:08am
  • Hey 4:30, munch my clit. Nobody likes you. Signed, 4:20

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 18, 09 at 4:50pm
  • There is such a thing it's called a bop

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 18, 09 at 12:05pm
  • Tijuana, Juarez, Nuevo Laredo. I cant keep count

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 18, 09 at 11:26am
  • Cuntfax - awesome idea! I think men need a service like this more than women. Lol.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 18, 09 at 11:01am
  • ahaha agreed....but idk, somethings you are just better off NOT knowing...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 11, 09 at 11:19pm
  • Terrible Idea. Shame on you

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 19, 09 at 4:56am
  • lol 11:57! this text is great!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 18, 09 at 1:04pm
  • 12:31 should be hanging on the side of your fridge with your mom's name printed at the top.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 18, 09 at 1:09pm
  • there is a website called 'Don't Date him Girl'. Does all this OP asks for and more!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 18, 09 at 1:51pm
  • This was from the movie "Amazon women on the moon." it's not original or clever. Good movie though.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 18, 09 at 5:56pm
  • It's called learning to pre-qualify. Set some standards...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 20, 09 at 8:46am
  • Not a bad idea... if not to at least find out what their fatal flaw is. All guys have one and depending on what it is we can deal with it or move on.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 18, 09 at 5:19pm
  • 11:16(1) what a coincedence, me too

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 18, 09 at 11:21am
  • amen sister friend.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 18, 09 at 4:23pm
  • this text was sent to me by my sister... whose boyfriend dumped her on her birthday

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 18, 09 at 1:10pm
  • Fuck whoever wrote this, seriously. And to whoever wrote this, you are going to be an awful spouse to anyone who is dumb enough to date, or god forbid, marry you. Holy fuck, I didn't even think about this until now, but Jesus Christ, what happens when you have kids?? My guess is that you will be absolutley dreadful as a parent and a spouse if you need or even want to keep tabs on people to the extent of "every bad thing they've ever done" that badly. You're absolutley disgusting.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 18, 09 at 4:20pm
  • I think both genders could benefit from this. Make people a little more honest.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 18, 09 at 1:18pm
  • I love that this is from Myrtle beach LMFAO. I can only imagine the FEW people who could have been on the receiving end haha

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 24, 09 at 4:33am
  • hahahhaha!!! i totally agree!!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 18, 09 at 11:15am
  • There needs to be a way to shut women up... Oh yeah. Duct tape... Ty lord

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 18, 09 at 10:47am