Dude, we have the same penis size. Best friends for life.
Why did you take off so early
No more beer. And also. Threesome. Maybe. Ill let you know.
in the 'for' section of the check i put "when we got drunk and broke things". again im sorry.
i can't believe i brushed your teeth last night. so drunk.
He's going to regret telling me he doesn't care if i shave or not...
Yessssss I diiiiid! I enjoyed 38% of it. There are 4 qualifications and 2 were good. 1. There is a penis in my vagina (Pass) 2. It's a big penis (Fail) 3. The sex is long and exciting and makes me sweat and have 6 pack abs (fail) 4. I got off (uhhh potential to pass...)
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
no dude free pina colada`s taste like what I would expect my penis to taste like except gay-er.
I drank toilet water last night, I can't answer you because my phone is in rice.
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
I cried at the bar for 30 minutes because I got my arm stuck in my sweater. I got free drinks for the rest of the night after the bartender helped me.
We tried to do sophisticated last night, but our low class kept shining through.
So do I get to ride the beginning of the November stache or what?
He played with my nipples while singing "How great thou art"
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