Gfs sis is in town. Its awkwardly obv that we want to fuck each other.
First guy to fuck a girl in the new tool shed. Her underwear is on the shovel hook.
So my boyfriend is on his way over and there is no time to wash the sheets from when I had his roommate over earlier. Put them in the dryer with a damp bounce sheet. Win?
This is a whole new level of slut for you....do they smell ok?
He just got home drunk. He ate 5 snack cakes, said Little Debbie's his bitch, went upstairs and fell asleep.
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Everybody knows the last week of summer internships include showing up to the office hammered and hitting on the CEO
Its gonna be a symphony of fucks
Leaving your birthday party to engage in a threesome IS allowed. I checked the rule book.
He just had a handle of vodka with ice in it yelling at people hot august night mother fuckaaaaa and was pouring it on his face
He wheeled me around walmart in a cart, and stole at least 30 dollars of junior mints fpr me. Best date ever.
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I don't understand why your family and sex lives should EVER overlap.
That's what my new years consisted of. Consoling heartbroken girls and having people throw up in my hands.
How early is too early to study with margaritas?
So I'm sitting here baked on a bridge thinking about how plants think, I miss you so much
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
I'm trying to secure Christmas dick. Idgaf if he has strep or not.
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