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  • 95 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 16, 09 at 2:56pm
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    hahahahaaha 1:25 hahahahahaha

  • 82 48
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 16, 09 at 7:42pm
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    hahaha best one i've read all day

  • 84 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 16, 09 at 1:25pm
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    I want the Shamwow guy to do mine. I can hear him now: "You thought you loved my nuts."

  • 81 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 5, 09 at 9:48pm
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    THIS isn't original. He coppied it.

  • 83 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 16, 09 at 3:02pm
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    billy mays can flick my bean

  • 80 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 17, 09 at 1:58am
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    HAHAHAHA! I tell my friend how Billy can sell me just about anything, so your dick must be fucking disgusting lol

  • 80 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 17, 09 at 1:12am
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    Ha, ha! I eagerly await the T-shirt.

  • 79 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 9, 09 at 2:50am
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    gotta love my area code

  • 82 83
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 16, 09 at 11:49am
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    but wait, there's more! for only $19.95 you get his dick AND herpes! We'll even through in a free case of regret!

  • 74 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 16, 09 at 10:40pm
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    my lifetime favorite tfln

  • 78 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 16, 09 at 4:49pm
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    BILLY MAYS is the fucking MAN!

  • 71 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 16, 09 at 11:32am
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    But the infomercial would be good enough, wouldn't it? Especially if they got that hottie who sells the blender thingy to do it.

  • 68 63
    Submitted by sexybitch123 on Apr 29, 10 at 2:24am
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    in soviet russia ur dick does an infomercial on billy mays

  • 68 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 16, 09 at 12:35pm
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    balls sold separately

  • 67 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 16, 09 at 6:23pm
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    ok folks, heres how to order!!

  • 70 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 28, 09 at 1:40pm
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    cant get him anymore HE'S DEAD!!!