If Billy Mays did an infomercial on your dick, it still wouldn't get you laid.
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I want the Shamwow guy to do mine. I can hear him now: "You thought you loved my nuts."
billy mays can flick my bean
gotta love my area code
hahaha best one i've read all day
balls sold separately
my lifetime favorite tfln
THIS isn't original. He coppied it.
cant get him anymore HE'S DEAD!!!
but wait, there's more! for only $19.95 you get his dick AND herpes! We'll even through in a free case of regret!
HAHAHAHA! I tell my friend how Billy can sell me just about anything, so your dick must be fucking disgusting lol
But the infomercial would be good enough, wouldn't it? Especially if they got that hottie who sells the blender thingy to do it.
BILLY MAYS is the fucking MAN!
Ha, ha! I eagerly await the T-shirt.
ok folks, heres how to order!!
in soviet russia ur dick does an infomercial on billy mays