If Billy Mays did an infomercial on your dick, it still wouldn't get you laid.
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I want the Shamwow guy to do mine. I can hear him now: "You thought you loved my nuts."
gotta love my area code
billy mays can flick my bean
hahaha best one i've read all day
my lifetime favorite tfln
THIS isn't original. He coppied it.
But the infomercial would be good enough, wouldn't it? Especially if they got that hottie who sells the blender thingy to do it.
HAHAHAHA! I tell my friend how Billy can sell me just about anything, so your dick must be fucking disgusting lol
balls sold separately
Ha, ha! I eagerly await the T-shirt.
but wait, there's more! for only $19.95 you get his dick AND herpes! We'll even through in a free case of regret!
ok folks, heres how to order!!
BILLY MAYS is the fucking MAN!
cant get him anymore HE'S DEAD!!!
in soviet russia ur dick does an infomercial on billy mays