I've decided that life's journeys are more fun when your moral compass hangs in front of you and swings with each step
It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.
I buy you gas. You blow me. Economics.
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
I was talking about you wanting my dick, but that works too
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
I just want it to be said that I had sex in my Belle dress last night. Classy motherfucker.
Lying naked in bed eating carrot cake of off my bare breasts while watching Family Guy. Tonsilitis isn't all bad!
If I was a guy I'd keep a condom in my pocket, in my wallet, in my backpack, in my car, in my shoe, behind my fucking ear
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
He asked me who my new boyfriend was and I showed him a picture of my sex toys.
you never keep up with shots anymore
I'm trying to be more responsible these days
you fucking tried to take your pants off and pee in Taco Bell's parking lot
I hate when I'm sexting and I make a typo.
You just killed the sext mood.
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
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