you still trying to smash that chick?
it's a losing battle and she kinda sucks. been busy with school so not getting midweek drunk - she's nearly unbearable sober
State Street has never looked so beautiful than during my walk of shame.
She's like a coupon for free blow jobs. No purchase necessary.
So what if i ate it off the ground. Its like i found a five dollar bill just laying there, in burrito form.
I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
This guy just tried to hit on me on facebook. His most recent listed education is middle school. This is my life.
Last night we looked at each other with an expression of "fuck I am so done being normal", took off our shirts, and danced around in our bras
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
Dude. She was wearing nothing but Wonder Woman panties and a flag for a cape and sneaking around leaving PBR's by passed out people for the morning. She called herself the 'Merica Fairy.
Why haven't you proposed already?
Quick, I need a picture of your dick. Don't ask questions, just show me your genitals.
And for the record I didn't even have sex last night. I threw up in his toilet and slept in his bed until noon
He was referring to me as "Teenage Dream" the whole night
He showed up to my apt at 6am wearing a suit and holding a bag of coke....how could I not let him in?
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
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