Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
What wine goes with Cap'n Crunch?
"Tonight I'm turning swine flu into an std" this might be how zombies come about. Peace civilization.
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He used my blackberry to make a voice recording of me orgasming, then set it as my ringtone while I was sleeping. I discovered this during a staff meeting this morning.
Get in the lobby, you have to sign my boxers
I don't know how I got here... but I think I'm in a Christian Impact meeting... I'm trying to act as straight as possible. They can sense gay.
I gave him shit for taking my sloppy seconds and when I woke up my eyebrow was gone
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
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I don't think you should be sorry for such memorable sex that I yell your name when you aren't around.
apparently domino's not only has a live feed of pizzas coming out of the oven, but it also has a built in smooth jazz radio station. this pizza's getting really pornographic really fast.
He kept squeezing my butt and telling me how smart I was
Just went to court for a citation. Guess who my DA was? That girl I ATM'd last weekend. No ticket for me!
Well we can add this to the list of 'where the hell did that bruise come from?'
just made a presentation to 40 students and my professor about morals and ethical issues..still drunk. at 8am. I wish I could remember how it went.
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