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  • At least you didn't give him head, and all you were doing was eating with him.... Riiiight?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 11, 09 at 9:15pm
  • i thought the use of hotdog was pretty funny, not childish. and Bob is right about the spread of herpes. and the herpes hype is overrated. i've had it for a year, really no big deal. and i just found out this one girl i know found out she has it and had no clue cause she's never had an outbreak. so really unless you have been tested and know for sure, don't mock it. and google it 1136.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 12, 09 at 12:02pm
  • 12:02 here- you're right i got it from a dick who didn't tell me. but since than i have not slept with anyone because i feel to bad to do that to anyone. so untill you know the situation don't judge and make ignorant assumptions.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 12, 09 at 5:22pm
  • at least you didnt suck his dick

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 16, 09 at 2:06am
  • Yes you can transmit genital herpes from oral sex. If you have an immediate outbreak from it, it will present orally first then only show up in the genital region. Same thing with getting oral herpes from someone giving you oral sex... it'll show up genitally first then only orally. But any mucus membrane contact (genitals, mouth, eye...) with the infected area can transmit it...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 14, 09 at 7:00pm
  • 10:11 You are awesommee !!! <3

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 11, 09 at 10:26pm
  • Either way, herpes are something that no one wants...except for 9:28.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 13, 09 at 4:20pm
  • 11:58 is going to wake up with herpes one day and realize they can't predict the future.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 12, 09 at 1:17am
  • I've never heard of someone getting genital herpes from this, like taking a bite of someones food. However, some girl with a cold sore giving head may give the guy genital herpes. And vice versa. Correct?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 12, 09 at 12:03am
  • UMMM you motherfuckers with herpes act like it's no big deal so that you don't feel bad about passing it around like it's a nice big plate of cookies for everyone to share without telling anyone that you're giving it to them

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 12, 09 at 1:52pm
  • I keep trying to sit and the chair keeps running away from me

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 11, 09 at 9:17pm
  • Is this a literal or metaphorical hot dog?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 12, 09 at 10:20am
  • Penis and mouth. Easier to say then below and above the belt. Thanks for the health lesson tho. People like yu ruin these things

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 11, 09 at 10:29pm
  • I've got good news and bad news... -good news-there are two different types of herpes; one below the belt; and one above the belt. You can't catch the one "below the belt" that way. -bad news- because you didn't know that you're either an idiot or high/drunk.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 11, 09 at 10:27pm
  • im going to ignore the fact that you said "hotdog"... and i would have bit it off and shoved it up his ass for that bullshit.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 12, 09 at 11:15am
  • Hotdog? Really? Are you twelve years old?

    Submitted by NancyT on Nov 11, 10 at 9:44pm
  • Hotdog = cock COCKCOCKCOCKCOKCOCKCOCKCOCKCOCKCOCKCOKCOCCOK -dikinass

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 12, 09 at 2:54am
  • You're a customer base.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 11, 09 at 9:24pm
  • Condoms and dental dams. Wrap your bratwurst!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 11, 09 at 11:45pm
  • You're trying to expand their customer base

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 11, 09 at 9:19pm
  • it's only herpes, relax! oh yeah, wanna suck my balls?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 12, 09 at 6:33am
  • I'm a little teapot......

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 12, 09 at 1:43am
  • I love the taser of a wet sloppy pussy!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 11, 09 at 9:43pm
  • Right on 152. The herp is a big deal to those of us who don't have it yet. That no big deal attitude is what got u infected to begin with and if u didn't notice it's probly cuz your genitals were already rotten from the other diseases you have

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 12, 09 at 3:05pm
  • How do diaphragms work?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 12, 09 at 11:36am
  • Call 503-252-5279 for a good time! Ask for Shelby!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 12, 09 at 5:01pm
  • I hope you finished him off

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 12, 09 at 10:36am
  • By hotdog do you mean penis? Grow up.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 12, 09 at 1:08am
  • Sounds like a good time!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 11, 09 at 9:12pm
  • you could sue him for battery, research it.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 12, 09 at 2:09pm
  • And then you bite down as hard as possible.

    Submitted by Cannibalcake on May 22, 12 at 2:27am
  • Ew that's just pure nasty.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 12, 09 at 2:16am
  • 10:27, actually you CAN get both forms above and below. Sorry to burst your bubble.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 12, 09 at 12:13am
  • hotdog? wow just say dick or penis

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 14, 09 at 10:53am
  • Cock and cumdrain. Easier to say than penis and mouth, captain textbook!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 11, 09 at 10:35pm
  • I have herpes and like I don't even notice it ever. It's rly not that bad but yeah we both have it now, you might as well eat hotdog too

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 12, 09 at 11:33am
  • metaphorical hotdog?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 11, 09 at 10:10pm
  • you're all wrong. he has oral herpes, was eating a hot dog, then she put the same hot dog in her mouth. makes sense right?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 13, 09 at 5:34am
  • Thanks 10.11. I actually learnt something useful (y)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 13, 09 at 12:47am
  • I can only assume that you then bit it off.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 12, 09 at 5:30am
  • Well good luck with that

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 23, 09 at 8:57pm
  • Asshole should be shot.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 12, 09 at 2:59am
  • Do your research.....Type 1 is cold sores and such. Type 2 is genital. Type 1 can become Type 2, but not vice versa. I know this because i have Type 2 and I've done my research.

    Submitted by anpope427 on Apr 13, 10 at 12:33pm
  • Bob's correct. Herpes are an anomaly.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 11, 09 at 11:06pm
  • 10:27 stupid assholes like you ruin this site. This is calle texts from last nights and their funny because most people are high/drunk if you agree say aye

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 11, 09 at 10:37pm
  • Who says hot dog anymore....?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 11, 09 at 11:37pm
  • he probably got it from some skank whore like the OP and wanted to return the favor

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 12, 09 at 10:37am
  • Way to fucking disapoint Connecticut

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 13, 09 at 12:59am
  • I guess he's just not that into you.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 12, 09 at 10:36am
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    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 12, 09 at 5:13am
  • Aww. Poor you. That's why I only do that to people I trust which at this point is, and will only ever be, my fiancé.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 11, 09 at 11:58pm
  • I have herpes too!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 11, 09 at 9:24pm
  • I would of broke the d!(k

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 12, 09 at 10:57pm
  • hahahahaaa i know the person who sent this and i know the story behind it. its funny, because none of you are anywhere close. i love you beth :)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 11, 09 at 10:29pm