He told me he had herpes after I put his hotdog in my mouth
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At least you didn't give him head, and all you were doing was eating with him.... Riiiight?
i thought the use of hotdog was pretty funny, not childish. and Bob is right about the spread of herpes. and the herpes hype is overrated. i've had it for a year, really no big deal. and i just found out this one girl i know found out she has it and had no clue cause she's never had an outbreak. so really unless you have been tested and know for sure, don't mock it. and google it 1136.
You're a customer base.
Yes you can transmit genital herpes from oral sex. If you have an immediate outbreak from it, it will present orally first then only show up in the genital region. Same thing with getting oral herpes from someone giving you oral sex... it'll show up genitally first then only orally. But any mucus membrane contact (genitals, mouth, eye...) with the infected area can transmit it...
12:02 here- you're right i got it from a dick who didn't tell me. but since than i have not slept with anyone because i feel to bad to do that to anyone. so untill you know the situation don't judge and make ignorant assumptions.
at least you didnt suck his dick
Either way, herpes are something that no one wants...except for 9:28.
Hotdog = cock
11:58 is going to wake up with herpes one day and realize they can't predict the future.
Penis and mouth. Easier to say then below and above the belt. Thanks for the health lesson tho. People like yu ruin these things
I've got good news and bad news...
-good news-there are two different types of herpes; one below the belt; and one above the belt. You can't catch the one "below the belt" that way.
-bad news- because you didn't know that you're either an idiot or high/drunk.
10:11 You are awesommee !!! <3
You're trying to expand their customer base
Is this a literal or metaphorical hot dog?
I've never heard of someone getting genital herpes from this, like taking a bite of someones food. However, some girl with a cold sore giving head may give the guy genital herpes. And vice versa. Correct?
UMMM you motherfuckers with herpes act like it's no big deal so that you don't feel bad about passing it around like it's a nice big plate of cookies for everyone to share without telling anyone that you're giving it to them
I keep trying to sit and the chair keeps running away from me
im going to ignore the fact that you said "hotdog"... and i would have bit it off and shoved it up his ass for that bullshit.
Sounds like a good time!
How do diaphragms work?
I'm a little teapot......
Right on 152. The herp is a big deal to those of us who don't have it yet. That no big deal attitude is what got u infected to begin with and if u didn't notice it's probly cuz your genitals were already rotten from the other diseases you have
Condoms and dental dams. Wrap your bratwurst!!!
Hotdog? Really? Are you twelve years old?
I hope you finished him off
Call 503-252-5279 for a good time! Ask for
By hotdog do you mean penis? Grow up.
hotdog? wow just say dick or penis
it's only herpes, relax! oh yeah, wanna suck my balls?
I love the taser of a wet sloppy pussy!
you could sue him for battery, research it.
And then you bite down as hard as possible.
Ew that's just pure nasty.
10:27, actually you CAN get both forms above and below. Sorry to burst your bubble.
Thanks 10.11. I actually learnt something useful (y)
Cock and cumdrain. Easier to say than penis and mouth, captain textbook!
you're all wrong. he has oral herpes, was eating a hot dog, then she put the same hot dog in her mouth. makes sense right?
I have herpes and like I don't even notice it ever. It's rly not that bad but yeah we both have it now, you might as well eat hotdog too
I can only assume that you then bit it off.
Asshole should be shot.
10:27 stupid assholes like you ruin this site. This is calle texts from last nights and their funny because most people are high/drunk if you agree say aye
Who says hot dog anymore....?
Do your research.....Type 1 is cold sores and such. Type 2 is genital. Type 1 can become Type 2, but not vice versa. I know this because i have Type 2 and I've done my research.
Well good luck with that
he probably got it from some skank whore like the OP and wanted to return the favor
I would of broke the d!(k
Aww. Poor you. That's why I only do that to people I trust which at this point is, and will only ever be, my fiancé.
Way to fucking disapoint Connecticut
Bob's correct. Herpes are an anomaly.
I have herpes too!!!
I guess he's just not that into you.
hahahahaaa i know the person who sent this and i know the story behind it. its funny, because none of you are anywhere close.
i love you beth :)